*tapping cards on the table*
THANK YOU! Oh boy, oh wow, thank you so much! Boy we’ve got a great show for you tonight, folks - we talk about our perfect days, our first concerts, what happened to Nashville, an in-depth podcast investigation of the dark secret behind pedal pubs, and as a special service announcement we’ve got President Barack Obama and several other celebrities warning us about bidets.
You hear about these, Paul? You ever heard about bidets?
A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: the old town road remix with the yodeling Walmart boy
A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: ANYTHING about the Try Guys Live