"They look so tired, sound uninspired, guitars are secondhand, 'cause no one likes an opening band" Nobody Likes The Opening Band  by I Don't Know How But They Found Me

Full disclosure, we've never heard of this song or artist until about 10 minutes ago. It's...something. That being said, do you have any idea how insanely difficult it is to find song lyrics about opening bands? Seriously, take the next 60 seconds and come up with all the song lyrics you can think of about opening bands. We'll wait.

Done? You came up with exactly zero song lyrics too and probably resorted to a Google search just like us, huh?

In this whirlwind adventure of an episode, come join Chris and Matt as they discuss the opening acts they've seen at concerts that were just as good, and in some cases better, than the headliners they had originally shown up to watch live. Special guest appearance from the Beautiful Fraulein as she scolds Arthas for being a coo-coo nut and almost running over the "baby", our little brain damaged chihuahua. You can't make this stuff up, people.

Spotify Playlist for this episode (live songs where possible): https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2KGp9tqMyftPiS56OnVrzQ