But I don't.

That doesn't mean I'm a good partner. I just don't suck and your boyfriend does. This isn't an attempt to break y'all up- I wouldn't be a better option. You can leave him if you want to, but I'm just saying that I probably won't fulfill your needs either on an emotional level. He sucks, but I'm unavailable emotionally. That being said, if you guys do breakup and you want someone to fuck around with while you're looking for the real deal, I could be down for that. And who knows, maybe we'll wind up really liking each other. I'm not ruling that out, like I can be open to the possibility of something happening between us on a committed level, but we can cross that bridge when we get there.

Anyways, I hope you wake up from your coma soon.

HAGS