This was recorded on March 4th, 2024. I was let go from my job at 3pm on March 1st and passed at the Comedy Cellar at 8pm. I was in a weird place and forgot to post it. Here you go Mr. Sucklepuff

Anyways, I am literally bitching about the same things I’m bitching about now. Don’t to phish tucked payoffs. What more is there to say.

Kiss on the cheek, kiss on the mouth, kiss on the knee, kiss on the forehead, but if you come anywhere near my ear, I'll end you.

Well, we did it. A momentous episode here at the Sesh Lab (TM). We've got frogs asking to be princes and we've got royalty asking for cake. I don't know where you're at, but when you're here- you're familia.

The weather. It’s cold. Now we’re talking about the weather. Brrrrrrrr. Ice cold. Gucci mane. He once showed up to an open mic in East Atlanta Village driving an ice cream truck, but I digress-

Pick up those crumbs. I swear to god, if you don't clean up this couch- unbelievable! Get your butt upstairs and wait until your father gets home.

"Nyuk yuk"

-The Three Stooges (one of whom's last name is 'Fine')

Crunch your nuts, eat your cheese.

Let’s get it

You think you know a guy, but then you find out he’s a tractor. What do you do?

More often than not, I find myself asking the big questions like "Where is my squatty potty, goddammit!"