Eitan Levine (our first guest and good friend!!) gets to scream his negative memories of Ted Cruz directly at Ted Cruz, and goes viral for it. Brittany avoids existential dread by making a scrapbook of family trips to Lowe’s Home Improvement. After losing her virginity, Ali interprets burning piss as punishment from on high.

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