Sigh. These women. God bless these wonderful, wealthy, weirdo narcissists and all their bullshit. On Atlanta the Charleston trip finally kicks things into high gear. Fuck Auntie Kenya's organized fun, the Nieces just wanna drink and dance! Meanwhile, LaToya buys a wig and Drew autographs a headshot. Shady golf claps all around. Over on the finale of Salt Lake, we demand skeletons be released from closets (looking at you, everybody but Heather), and discuss Mary's actually scary cult. Then we get to Dallas, where the ladies got drunk, messy, and mean. But the real question is... who is the real Kary? And who is the real D'Andra? And, of course, who is the real Dr. Tiffany? JK, we know who she is: a STAAAAR. And a Sun. And a Moon.

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