What’s that smell? After another hiatus, Charles and Laura are back. If you ever wondered what Vanity Project smells like, now’s the time to tune in. 

The top notes of their signature fragrance consist of discussions about panty and underarm sniffing and “feral man smell”, the heart notes of the chemicals in lavender that caused your gynecomastia (male breast tissue development), and finally base notes of stale piss that boys can never quite shake off. 

We ask, is smelling bad part of feminist-killjoy praxis? Can affect theory balance your PH and what does Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina smell like? Vanity project are burning the Goop vagina candle at both ends so that you don't have to!