I Know What You Watched in the 90s (and early 2000s)

Reviews for 1999s "The Blair Witch Project" (sort of) from the experts (loose term):

Jason: "I don't like camping, because I love my bed."

Samantha: "I would have been great in this movie."

Cassie: "Theories!"

Bryant: "Someone, help me!"

Cassie’s back so we can give our highly-anticipated thoughts on 2000s Scream 3 (as a reminder, the episodes about the first 2 movies aired in the olden days of October 2019)! One thing we're sure of? We <3 Parker Posey! Are we equally as certain that Sidney's "off the grid" life is more than 50 miles from Woodsboro? Well...

If you've always wanted us to do a radio-style reenactment of a movie, you're in luck! We watched 1996s "The Cable Guy," which happens to be one of the loves of Jason's life so he is able to perfectly monologue several scenes. 😂 Along with this performance, you'll also hear us all agree that Jim Carrey's Chip "This concludes our broadcast day!" Douglas is crazy... but definitely not the villain.

Go, pod, go!🤘 We're feeling silly on this one, but maybe that's just because 2002s "Spider-man" makes us feel so safe. Yes we make fun of it A LOT, but this time it's truly out of love and respect for the movie that started Bryant's love of superhero movies, reignited Jason's, and Samantha remembers fondly watching on an early 2000s car DVD player.

We are so in agreement over how great 1993s "Dazed and Confused" is that this episode probably holds the record for most on-mic "Mm-hmm"s! For the sake of making it interesting, we sprinkled in some light debates over what town this probably takes place in, how old creepy Matthew McConaughey (his character) is supposed to be, and who are the most worthy Prom King and Queen... but on that last one we still see the appeal of each other's picks. We just keep it real mellow, man.

We're talking about probably Kid Cudi's favorite movie, 1993s "The Good Son." It may have broken Bryant's brain a little bit 😅Along with hearing your thoughts about Macaulay Culkin's performance, please also email us your theories about what happened to these characters' lives after the credits rolled!

Huzzah! Prithee! Our collective take on 2001s “A Knight’s Tale” is confusion! We’re confused about why 12-year-old Samantha wasn’t obsessed with it, about whether or not Heath Ledger’s short hair could be styled more than one way, and about who all wanted to kiss Heath Ledger. It wasn’t the worst of times, it wasn’t the best of times… the references in this description are all over the place 🤷🏽‍♀️

It's Samantha's birthday month, so she picked 2001s "The Princess Diaries," which was a surprise hit with the whole group! 🥳 But of course that doesn't mean that we didn't find ridiculous things to comment on... the school, the quality of the heartthrobs, and Mia's overall support system. The sound quality is not the best on this one and we hope to have it fixed next month, but we hope you can still enjoy listening! And remember – never be a Lily, always be a Joe.

Welcome to our looooong discussion over 1993s hilarious-hijinks-movie-that-wait-what-is-actually-devastating-as-an-adult-and-we-never-want-to-watch-again, "Mrs. Doubtfire." Robin Williams, you are so talented and it was as impressive and funny as ever to watch your impressions. We wish you could have saved these kids from Daniel, Miranda, Stu, basically anyone but Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack.

It's 2026, which means it's been 33 years since 1993s "Rookie of the Year!" This is the first time Samantha and Bryant have seen this movie, so can you guess whether they as adults enjoyed it more than when Jason watched it when he was 13? 😂 Please enjoy our ridiculous commentary, including our thoughts on Henry's critical blabbermouth grandma that we never meet.