I Never Liked You

By Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic ... more

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The podcast currently has 97 episodes available.

I Never Liked You episodes:

November 06, 2025 96. Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was.
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00:00 We talk to a real scientist today
05:31 Do people have basic science knowledge?
09:49 We can’t believe you’re here
10:45 What’s up with Pluto?
13:33 Why Pluto isn’t a planet
25:12 Neil drops a funny joke
35:50 Nick is a Pluto believer
38:26 New comet we saw?
42:53 Pluto has a tail?
49:08 Nick wants to know about black holes
54:32 What happens if you fall into a black hole?
59:59 Nick’s last questions
01:04:03 Is the sun going to die?
01:10:20 Nick not understanding clouds

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1h 23min
October 30, 2025 95. Halloween
We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was.
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🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠

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00:00 Intro
05:18 Halloween
05:55 Nick’s Must-See Halloween Movies
09:18 Kennywood
12:07 Nick on Rollercoasters
21:23 When Was the Victorian Era?
24:14 Do We Like Halloween?

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33min
October 28, 2025 87. Lil Nas X, NFL Cheerleaders & Crumbl
We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg.
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26min
October 28, 2025 90. The Nicest We'll Ever Be
This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be.
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25min
October 28, 2025 89. Trying To Survive
We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits.
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🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠
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30min
October 23, 2025 94. Dieting
We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it.
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28min
October 16, 2025 93. Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang?
We put our knowledge of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to the test — and let’s just say it didn’t go well. From “rizz” to “skibidi,” we’re officially out of touch.
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🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠
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00:00 Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang?
02:01 How Will We Do?
03:29 Bet
04:30 No Cap
06:34 Bussin
08:41 Sigma
10:11 Lowkey
13:58 Skibidi
15:13 Ohio
17:01 Ratio
17:45 Lobbied
20:19 Shook

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25min
October 09, 2025 92. Were These Old TV Shows Overrated or Underrated?
We went through a bunch of old TV shows to decide which ones were actually good… and which ones were just nostalgia lying to us. From classics to forgotten flops, nothing was safe.

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00:00 Rating Old TV Shows
00:07 Friends
01:07 Seinfeld
02:44 King of Queens
03:28 Will & Grace
04:00 Frasier
04:49 Everybody Loves Raymond
05:33 Boy Meets World
06:34 Step By Step
06:55 Full House
09:48 Sister, Sister
10:32 The X-Files
11:59 ER
12:11 Touched by an Angel
12:28 Gilmore Girls
13:34 All That
14:43 That’s So Raven
15:49 In Living Color
16:31 SNL
16:43 The Sopranos
17:48 The Office
19:16 Arrested Development
19:18 30 Rock
20:16 Parks and Recreation
20:33 How I Met Your Mother
20:38 Two and a Half Men
21:03 The Big Bang Theory
21:25 Lost
21:27 24
21:29 House
21:31 Grey’s Anatomy
22:17 Prison Break
22:21 American Idol

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28min
October 02, 2025 91. Reading Mean Comments About Us
We read some of the meanest comments people have written about us — but let’s be real, most of them were roasting Nick. Consider this our roast episode.
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🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠
🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠

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25min
September 11, 2025 88. Giving Viewers Terrible Advice
This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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00:00 Intro
00:36 How Do I Find Love
01:52 How Do I Deal With Crazy Italian Mother-In-Law
03:14 My Friends Keep Cancelling Because They Are Hungover
04:07 I Love To Be Around Other People But They Piss Me Off
06:23 I Always Date Hot Jerks
07:12 How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Posting Unflattering Photos Of Me
08:13 I'm Not Gonna See The Wicked Movie
09:38 My BF Wants A Cat, I Don’t
10:28 Exploring My Sexuality
12:02 How To Get People To Stop Talking About AI
13:58 Stressing About College
14:48 Eating Kiwi With Skin On?
15:38 How To Tell Someone They Are Not Good At Their Job
20:42 My Crush Is Outdoorsy And I Am Not
21:38 How Can I Stop Being Such A Sexy Ass

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25min

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