I Never Liked You

By Matteo Lane and Nick SmithComedy

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October 08 141. Who Is The Greatest Singer Of All Time?
We battle it out on todays epiosde and find out who is the greatest female singer of all time. We hope you enjoy!

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0:00 Who is the greatest female singer of all time?
0:50 Disclaimer! Not everyone can be included
1:18 They have to agree on each answer
1:49 Celine Dion vs Ella Fitzgerald
5:37 Barbra Streisand vs Beyoncé
9:32 Dolly Parton vs Minnie Riperton
11:37 Mariah Carey vs Brandy
13:37 Jennifer Hudson vs Sarah Vaughan
15:17 Ariana Grande vs Tina Turner
18:49 Whitney Houston vs Jessie J
20:01 Maria Callas vs Cynthia Erivo
27:17 Judy Garland vs Lady Gaga
28:08 Karen Carpenter vs Lillias White
29:54 Adele vs Diana Ross
30:38 Etta James vs Christina Aguilera
32:15 Toni Braxton vs Donna Summer
33:48 Faith Hill vs Chaka Khan
34:59 Ella Fitzgerald vs Barbra Streisand
37:48 Minnie Riperton vs Mariah Carey
38:12 Aretha Franklin vs Sarah Vaughan
38:24 Ariana Grande vs Patti LaBelle
38:45 Whitney Houston vs Maria Callas
38:54 Judy Garland vs Lillias White
39:17 Adele vs Etta James
39:54 Donna Summer vs Chaka Khan
40:16 Ella Fitzgerald vs Barbra Streisand Again
42:25 Aretha Franklin vs Patti LaBelle
44:01 Whitney Houston vs Judy Garland
45:10 Etta James vs Donna Summer
45:33 Mariah Carey vs Aretha Franklin
51:29 Whitney Houston vs Donna Summer
51:35 THE FINALS!

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58 min
October 01 140. Jesse Tyler Ferguson
On todays episode we talk to the amazing Jesse Tyler Ferguson. We talk about his favorite modern family moment, his first break in The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, having adele over for dinner and, so much more!

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🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09
🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com
🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4

0:00 Intro
0:20 Jesse's beautiful home
0:32 Going to the cock
2:38 Nick's blouse
3:25 Dressed 2 Impress
4:51 Legos
6:52 Broadway days
7:57 Getting pulled from Broadway to do TV
10:25 Which of us could pass for straight
11:15 What role could Nick do on Broadway?
12:58 Who would you want to play in Oh, Mary
14:11 Dina Martina
15:02 Favorite musical of all time?
15:24 Meeting Dina Martina
16:10 Miss Coco Peru
16:36 Tableside food
17:31 Do you like the Olive Garden?
18:19 Favorite restaurant in NY?
20:01 What's it like being on Architectural Digest?
23:46 First time moving to NY
25:34 Madeline Kahn
27:33 Getting Putnam County Spelling Bee
29:10 Going to the White Room on stage
37:11 I can't dance
38:53 Do you like TV or theatre better?
40:37 Modern Family
44:07 Being on a long running show
46:37 Favorite celebrity cameo on Modern Family
48:25 Nick's first bowtie
49:48 Rapid fire questions
51:33 Favorite role in theatre?
51:43 Dream role?
52:27 If you were in Wicked, who would you play?
55:35 LA or NYC?
55:49 Besides NY or LA, where would you live?
56:35 Favorite moment from Modern Family?
58:44 Modern Family reunion
59:41 What TV show role would you want to be in?
1:00:50 Favorite Golden Girls quote?
1:02:47 Most starstruck you've ever been?
1:03:01 Meeting Adele
1:04:26 Having Adele over for dinner
1:07:22 Nick's Scary Movie clip, Nightmare on Elm Street

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1 hr 13 min
September 24 139. Who Should We Date?
On this weeks episode, we talk about both being single and who we should date. Enjoy!
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🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4
0:00 Who should we date?
2:42 Who should Matteo date?
8:27 Who should Nick date?
17:05 Who do you want to date?
25:30 Making Matteo's Dating Profile
37:46 Setting a New Dating Goal

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51 min
September 17 138. Matteo & Nick VS The Outdoors
On this weeks episode, we discuss camping. We both know it would go horribly for both of them, but for some reason Nick thinks he is invincible and can last 6 months in the woods. ENJOY!!
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915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100
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🎧 Bonus Content
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🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09
🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com
🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4
0:00 Intro
0:33 Nick's first time camping
1:26 Has Matteo been camping?
3:42 Get us on The Amazing Race
4:14 Who would last longer camping?
12:12 How long can you go without a shower?
13:08 Nick's Survival Guide
14:25 Bugs
16:19 No cell service
17:05 Do you know how to start a fire?
18:30 S'mores
18:43 Nick doesn't like things on his fingers, but he'll survive six months in a forest with his ragtag group of things he can't use
21:44 Where does tree sap come from?
23:21 What are you wearing in the wilderness?
25:05 Who survives longer?
37:22 Nick watches Alien

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43 min
September 10 137. Are You The Favorite Child?
On todays episode we have Jared Freid on! We talk about if we are the favorite child, getting called overweight by your dad and wearing speedos.

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0:00 Intro
0:17 What Part of Your Family Are We?
0:31 Nick's New Blouse?
2:53 Moms on Facebook!
3:46 How Old Is Nick?
5:03 Jane Lynch
5:40 How Jane Lynch Got Started
5:55 Improv Classes
7:24 Moving to Florida
7:43 My Dad Asked Me How Much I Weighed
12:01 How Matteo & Jared Met
13:13 Did Nick Sound Straight?
14:12 Who Would Be the Most Straight at the Bar?
16:21 Nick and Jared Go to a Bar
19:57 Do Your Parents Prefer Your Brother Over You?
21:56 Fighting Over Beach Chairs
23:34 Wearing Speedos
27:59 Are You Dating Right Now?
30:16 Writing a Dating Book
33:44 Quitting Drinking
35:45 Rapid Fire Questions
39:02 Nick Watches Saw

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44 min
September 03 136. What Sports are Gay?
Today we are talking about what sports are gay and which are not. ENJOY!
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🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09
🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com
🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4
0:00 Intro
2:04 Playing Sports growing up
4:07 Volleyball
6:07 Roller Hockey
6:41 Football
6:54 Baseball
7:15 Softball
7:46 Basketball
8:39 Soccer
9:21 Lacrosse
9:53 Diving?
10:36 Swimming
11:30 Synchronized Swimming
13:24 Figure Skating
13:31 Gymnastics
14:51 Boxing
14:57 Wrestling
15:01 Cycling
15:48 Equestrian
16:24 Fencing
17:03 F1
17:07 Golf
17:49 MMA
18:10 Rowing
18:50 Archery
19:07 Sailing
19:26 Skateboarding
19:53 Surfing
20:00 Table Tennis
20:20 Tennis
21:01 Dodgeball
21:23 Waterpolo
21:41 Rugby
22:12 Weightlifting
22:34 Cheerleading
22:44 If we could be amazing at one sport?

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26 min
August 27 135. Parodies with Grace Reiter
On todays episode we have Grace Reiter on! We talk about the sucsess of her hunger games remake, remaking twilight, and we try to do some improv together. ENJOY!
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0:00 Welcome Grace to the Show!
0:26 We Love You
1:46 The Odyssey Remake
2:46 French & Saunders
5:12 Being Funny With Friends
5:19 Funny at Matteo
6:39 Improv on the Titanic
10:45 Filming The Hunger Games Spoof
12:31 Fan Edits
13:53 The Plan to Make Twilight
14:35 Do You Love or Hate These Movies?
15:46 Have Any Actors From the Movie Seen It?
16:54 Twilight
21:27 Who Are You Playing in Twilight
22:12 What's After Twilight?
28:57 Are You Worried People Will Copy You?
29:34 Cast of Twilight Film
30:40 New Netflix Show
31:51 How Long to Film Twilight
33:46 Grace on Broadway?
36:36 What Can You Tell Us About the Netflix Show?
37:43 We Do Improv
39:01 Grace/Nick Poker Night Improv
41:14 Grace/Matteo Improv
44:58 Matteo/Nick Bike Shop Improv
48:32 Nick's Rapid Fire Questions
56:48 The Midwest Avengers

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1 hr 6 min
August 20 134. What if Chipotle & Dunkin Disappeared?
Today we are taking some more listener calls and boy o boy what an episode! Enjoy!
Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. Call us: (929) 432-4193‬
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0:00 Voicemails Episode
0:09 Our New Sign!
3:37 What was your past life?
10:12 What if Chipotle and Dunkin didn't exist
14:35 Trixie or Katya
16:15 Thanks for introducing me to Liza Minnelli
19:10 Really Long Fart Call
20:56 FMK Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Michael's
23:17 Nick calls in
24:45 Nick's ancestry
27:49 Deer expert calls in and we learn
35:18 Caller calls in to show off to Nick
37:18 Nick watches hereditary for first time

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42 min
August 13 133. Do We Believe in Ghosts? With Roz Hernandez
Today we have a special guest on the show, Roz Hernandez! We talk about all things ghosts, her journey across america and her new audiobook. Enjoy!

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0:00 Intro
0:33 How Matteo and Roz Met
1:17 You Genuinely Believe in Ghosts?
1:34 Every Ghost Show Ever
3:46 What Is the Ghost Technology That's Used?
5:45 Being on a Ghost Show
8:22 Have You Had a Paranormal Experience
9:18 Getting Scared by a Ghost
9:57 Getting Called a Slur by a Ghost
13:34 Roz's New Book
21:05 Gay Camp
27:33 Talking to People Across the Country
30:58 Gay Cruises
31:55 Nick Rapid Fire Questions

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39 min
August 06 132. Who is More Straight?
On todays episode we try to figure out who would be a better straight guy. I mean it is TOUGH to decide, who do you think won?

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31 min

About I Never Liked You

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Eavesdrop on the love-hate relationship between Matteo and Nick, inseparable best friends who can’t stand each other. Brace yourself for the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver.