I Never Liked You

By Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic ... more

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November 20, 2025 98. London
We talked all about our trip to London — from an afternoon tea mishap to sightseeing and Matteo’s comedy show. We also learned which foods are banned there… and how Dunkin’ fully betrayed Nick overseas.

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00:00 Check Out Our New Merch!
00:47 We Went to London!
04:18 Nick’s First Time in London!
05:23 We Did Afternoon Tea
08:31 Dunkin’ Disappoints Nick
09:33 Foods That Are Banned in the UK but Not the US
14:34 Driving on the Other Side
19:12 Mimicking Accents
20:31 Nick Does Squidward
22:39 Food Banned in the UK but Not the US
25:17 What Do We Think of London?

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November 13, 2025 97. Who Knows More? Geography
This week we put our geography knowledge to the test — and it went about as well as you’d expect. Matteo tries to keep things serious while Nick confidently guesses wrong more times than we can count.
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27min
November 06, 2025 96. Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was.
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00:00 We talk to a real scientist today
05:31 Do people have basic science knowledge?
09:49 We can’t believe you’re here
10:45 What’s up with Pluto?
13:33 Why Pluto isn’t a planet
25:12 Neil drops a funny joke
35:50 Nick is a Pluto believer
38:26 New comet we saw?
42:53 Pluto has a tail?
49:08 Nick wants to know about black holes
54:32 What happens if you fall into a black hole?
59:59 Nick’s last questions
01:04:03 Is the sun going to die?
01:10:20 Nick not understanding clouds

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1h 23min
October 30, 2025 95. Halloween
We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was.
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🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠

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00:00 Intro
05:18 Halloween
05:55 Nick’s Must-See Halloween Movies
09:18 Kennywood
12:07 Nick on Rollercoasters
21:23 When Was the Victorian Era?
24:14 Do We Like Halloween?

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33min
October 28, 2025 87. Lil Nas X, NFL Cheerleaders & Crumbl
We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg.
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26min
October 28, 2025 90. The Nicest We'll Ever Be
This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be.
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25min
October 28, 2025 89. Trying To Survive
We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits.
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🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠
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30min
October 23, 2025 94. Dieting
We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it.
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28min
October 16, 2025 93. Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang?
We put our knowledge of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to the test — and let’s just say it didn’t go well. From “rizz” to “skibidi,” we’re officially out of touch.
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🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠
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00:00 Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang?
02:01 How Will We Do?
03:29 Bet
04:30 No Cap
06:34 Bussin
08:41 Sigma
10:11 Lowkey
13:58 Skibidi
15:13 Ohio
17:01 Ratio
17:45 Lobbied
20:19 Shook

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October 09, 2025 92. Were These Old TV Shows Overrated or Underrated?
We went through a bunch of old TV shows to decide which ones were actually good… and which ones were just nostalgia lying to us. From classics to forgotten flops, nothing was safe.

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00:00 Rating Old TV Shows
00:07 Friends
01:07 Seinfeld
02:44 King of Queens
03:28 Will & Grace
04:00 Frasier
04:49 Everybody Loves Raymond
05:33 Boy Meets World
06:34 Step By Step
06:55 Full House
09:48 Sister, Sister
10:32 The X-Files
11:59 ER
12:11 Touched by an Angel
12:28 Gilmore Girls
13:34 All That
14:43 That’s So Raven
15:49 In Living Color
16:31 SNL
16:43 The Sopranos
17:48 The Office
19:16 Arrested Development
19:18 30 Rock
20:16 Parks and Recreation
20:33 How I Met Your Mother
20:38 Two and a Half Men
21:03 The Big Bang Theory
21:25 Lost
21:27 24
21:29 House
21:31 Grey’s Anatomy
22:17 Prison Break
22:21 American Idol

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