Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU Ran into an old high school friend, told him I didn’t remember seeing him at a funeral. It was his wife’s funeral. Freak me. I made my gf breakfast in bed with milk mixed into the eggs. She's lactose intolerant. The face I made when she realized what had happened was so funny she had an accident. I accidentally smashed my son’s Lego Millenium Falcon and now I feel really guilty I didn't connect the baby monitor to the new wifi which led to my 3 year old sitting in his own vomit for 45 minutes... I freaked up by getting angry at a family's son for shoveling the snow in their driveway onto the street, not knowing he died a few days later hissed back at the goose, got beaten by the goose I didn't know what dual enrollment meant and accidentally gave my number to a high school student. I shared too much with my friend, she freaked and now isn’t talking. digestive system is freaked after stupid lazy person eats too many fiber one bars in one day instead of actual normal food I ticked my pants by accidenand was wearing khaki pants, right before a big presentation at work. Had to lie to my.boss I has an emergency and went home.

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