It's the year 3000 A.D., and the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, who are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime.

Ah John Travolta, your career saw a resurgence in the 90's thanks to Pulp Fiction. Kind of ironic that it was the pulp fiction of L Ron Hubbard at the turn of the century that put a bit of a nail in the coffin again. Based on the novel of the same name. Is it that bad? Is it truly the worst movie ever? Is it "unpleasant in a hostile way"? Well, listen in and find out.

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A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship becomes complicated as she ascends to super stardom.

Oh this is a hard watch, the film idea Mariah Carey shopped around for 3 years before it was picked up... Kinda wish it was 30 years and the polar ice caps had melted but we can't always get what we want.

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A crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, a millennium after events forced humanity's escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help.

A movie about a child trying to save a distant and seemingly uncaring father that nearly caused the emancipation of a child from their parents in the real word? This movie better be good! Oh, wait...

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In San Francisco, an amiable banker's seemingly perfect life is turned upside down when his deceitful bride-to-be embarks on a passionate affair with his best friend.

Oh hi listeners. We did not like this, we did not. Finally, we get round to the greatest bad movie of the 21st century. A vanity project from a complete unknown, at the time. They don't get any weirder than this.

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A rapper gets stuck in a small town and falls for a local girl whose family is in witness protection.

Keeping up with our vanity pojects we watch the questionable foray into movies by the second best white rapper to exist.

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Amber is 40, beautiful, rich, spoiled, and arrogant beyond measure. Nothing makes this woman happy, including her wealthy but passive husband Tony, a pharmaceutical kingpin. When he takes her on a private cruise from Greece to Italy, she is unimpressed at this impromptu no-frills vacation, and takes out her anger on the ship's first mate, Giuseppe. When a storm leaves the two shipwrecked on a deserted island, however, the tables suddenly turn.

Well, the new season kicks off with an outrageously terrible vanity project from the queen of pop herself... Madonna.

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Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sunscreen to protect themselves. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences.

Here we are at the final episode of season 9 and what better way to celebrate classic monsters than with the daddy of them all... Vampires. Can a comedy movie from the late 80's bring some freshness to the vampire movie catalogue? Listen in and find out.

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A reporter who has had an affair with the daughter of the U.S. President is sent to Hungary. There he is bitten by a werewolf, and then gets transferred back to Washington, where he gets a job as press assistant to the President. Then bodies start turning up in D.C. . . .

Our monster of the moment is the werewolf and boy is this one a shaggy dog story. A horror comedy that dosn't know if it's a satire or a zany spoof. Does that make it a mess that can only be fixed by a silver bullet? Listen in and find out.

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An anthropologist and his students attempt to track down a Bigfoot responsible for a rash of violent murders, only to uncover something even more sinister.

Big trigger warning of SA if you are thinking of watching this movie. Make sure to check https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/17907 for all the major issues. Emma and I went in blind to this and it was disturbing. Some inventive deaths and it's interesting having bigfoot as a slasher but it can't redeem itself.

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A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.

This film is all over the place, with some of the greatest terrible lines in all of movie history and the fact that there aren't even trolls in the movie makes this a classic bad movie. I'm surprised it's taken us this long to watch it.

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