This week is a rollercoaster of horrors, from the nightmare of being harassed by strangers on the street, to the terrifying realization that way more people than we ever could have guessed want to get railed by a child-eating clown demon. It's a wild ride, kids. Strap in.

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There is only room in the Citadel of Smut for one man this week and that is the tortured, beautiful, eyeliner-wearing, goat-tending, science-loving Bucky Barnes. Join Emily for a deep dive into all the reasons Bucky deserved better and the only characters with whom he is allowed to be shipped.

Fic of the week: Five Times Bucky & Natasha Didn't Meet by red_b_rackham

Recommendation of the week: Science Bros - The First Generation by Fyre

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The ladies tackle the subject of Mary Sue, the perfect self-insert version of the author from which no fandom is safe. Along the way they bounce from Backstreet Boys to Twilight to Marvel and finally to Harry Potter before diving directly into the dumpster fire of My Immortal.

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Did you think The Hunger Games were over? Don't worry, they're alive and well on the internet. But only the best parts. This week, Emily wanders in and out of the infinite multiverse of The Hunger Games fandom, talks about her own AU experiences, and gushes and squeals a bit about dreamboat-baker, Peeta Mellark.

Fic of the week: Smitten With You by LitLove.

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Everything you ever wanted to know about Steve Rogers, Captain America fanfic, and why the MCU is run by cowards. Emily shares all her opinions on the sexy, bisexual Avenger, dishes on Darcyland, and tries unsuccessfully to keep her heart-eyes in check.

Fic of the week: How Steve Rogers got his Groove Back by Rainne.

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The girls dish on AUs, fanfic etiquette and what might have been between Hermione and Fred Weasley as we dive deep into the magic of Harry Potter. Tune in for more information on fanfic abbreviations, a look into the dark past of the Harry Potter Ship Wars and Emily and Chelsea's opinion on how to tastefully handle the topic of a ghost climax.

Fic of the week: Amazing Grace by RZZMG

Chelsea's Fic Recommendation: Isolation by Bex-chan

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Emily launches the ship. GET IT!?

Our first episode takes us on a wild g-damn ride with some introductions, some werewolves, and too many mentions of giant squid sex.

This week's fic review: A Whole New World by Arawynn.

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