Brittany and Ali are concerned they are in a nursing home, and not in this pod. A man on the train tries to flirt by confidently claiming Ali’s house plant is a garden vegetable. Brittany’s ferry ride turns into a zombie horror film, featuring Jonathan Davis from Korn! A father hopes to teach his son how to drive better by calling him a woman. Memories of dogs speaking through buttons, kicky footing, and bad ear cuts.

*AND WE TOOK OUR SOCKS OFF!!

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