When you've got the gift of the gab, incredible things can happen to you...like watching Fulham at home from the most exclusive part of the ground - The Cottage Pavilion. A place in the ground that is reserved only for players' families, owners and other extremely exclusive VIP's, you simply won't believe how a young broke Aussie living in London ended up in this heritage listed building. Joel's story is hilarious, unbelievable and by far one of my favourite stories so far - enjoy!