Brent and I watch a movie like we usually do. This one was pretty good, but I get pissed off around the 30-minute mark and start ranting about Rotten Tomatoes scores

Good sweet God did I forget how awful this movie was. The plot took us like 5 minutes to explain, and we're typically pretty good about not doing that, so that should tell you something. Brent hated it too. 

Brent and I watch a classic slasher film, and, if there's one thing we've learned about classics, it's that they typically suck. 

Good lord, this was bad. Really, really bad. One of the worst bird-based movies we've ever watched. 

Brent and I watch the worst movie ever made. It is impossible to explain how bad this movie is, but we gave it a shot. 

Brent and I watch a 4-hour-long movie that was very racist and hard to understand. Spoiler: the South lost. 

Brent and I now understand why Marilyn Monroe was as popular as she was after watching this. We also eat a hot chip and complain about it.

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Do you know anything about the Irish mob? That's what this movie that Brent and I watched is all about. I parked the car in the yard. 

My mom and I watched a kung-fu movie from the 70s, and everybody was, in fact, kung-fu fighting. 

Paige and I watch a cult classic. I liked it more than she did, I think.