Run your own Mastodon instance, they said. It will be fun, they said. In this episode Ian and Jay discuss the perils of provisioning, Linux system administration, Elon Musk's neverending meltdown, Cybertruck parking, and the growing use of facial recognition technology by billionaires against the public. Oh, right, and that time the Secretary of Defense accidentally texted America's war plans to a rando journalist in a group chat.