Look, I'm on the internet, you're on the internet, but we both know we shouldn't be. There's nothing on there that should be consumed or considered. It's a big glowing goop that sucks you in and spits you out a worse person with a less intelligent brain. Unless you're what we in the business call "super autistic". Then and only then may you experience a brighter world on the humming screen. Your powers of annoying interests will blossom into what can only be described as art when taken in totality. Documenting every kind of apple, creating spreadsheets for different sock/shoe combinations, starting a race war because you figured out how to plug a microphone into your macbook and now the president knows who you are and calls you in the middle of the night to help distribute new propaganda obscuring the above ground sex trafficking operations happening, I guess just everywhere all the time.