There’s a storm a-brewin’ this week, as our heroes dive deep down a black rabbit hole to ponder some of life’s enduring mysteries: How much is too much to ask of your delivery driver? What, exactly, is our place in the universe? Are there some dessert-related wounds that never heal? Tune in and soak up some of the sweet, lugubrious funk we’re giving off in this one.

Pairings: laundry detergent; short-pants; Fear and Trembling by Søren Kierkegaard