Ssssshh! Take our hands, dear listeners, as we guide you on a tour of the deepest recesses of our powder-addled minds. Oh, the places we'll go: we'll walk along magnificent concrete beaches, we'll fly in really slow planes, we'll go straight to the hospital for liking motorcycles too much. A few ground rules before we embark on Episode 97: 1). no snitching 2). no speeding 3). the music has *always* been within you. Oh, and one last thing: please do keep quiet—we mustn't disturb the floes.

Pairings: a really long stick; tissues made of hair; a key ring