Heyyy it’s Alpaca here I’ve decided to open the eyes of my fellow imprisoned animals at the Danger Zoo about conspiracies, but don’t tell anyone. They’re always listening to us!!!

This week the Tangos talk about their Turkey day Traditions of fist fights and camping. They even give an abridged version of the origin of Thanksgiving.

This week the Tangos are investigating some murder mystery. Throwing it back to the best nursery mystery movie CLUE!

This week the Tangos are at their Dickery once again, judging others on their assholery! Come be an asshole with us.

It’s Christmas at The Danger Zoo. Come celebrate X-Mas while these animals talk about their Holiday traditions, and why is Alpaca always such a Debbie downer.

First Week of the New Year and the Tangos talking about New Year’s resolution, old drinking stories(cover your drinks boys) and a tea handle spinning in space?

This Week the Tangos discuss the real questions that trouble the world we live in. Who is the Ultimate Video Game Waifu!!! Please leave a comment of your ultimate or your top 5 Waifus if you disagree so we can tell you how wrong you are.

This Week the Tangos FINALLY decide The Ultimate Video Game Waifu!!! Who is your Number 1 Video Game Waifu

This week the Tangos are going BIG with their asshole opinions. Trigger warning, grandpa is a conservative while Hazez and Coyote are “get yo money enthusiasts”. Get ready for our stupid opinions and bad jokes. Definitely come be an asshole with us.