Idiot Battalion

The OFFICIAL TRAILER for the upcoming film, "Pédales pour Pisanosaurus," coming to a theather near you in the fall.

Hey howdy hey! We know it's been a while, but your two unique comrades have emerged from the grave to bring you this love and affection through sound waves or whatever. And this time they are joined by an actual smart person, Amanda Weber who chose to be on this podcast of her own free will. She will certainly come to regret this decision later on in life if she does not regret it already.

The fun gang club talks about Elijah Wood, bumblebees, and our Lord and Savior TOBEY MAGUIRE. Truly we are all blessed on this day.

Tune in, tune on, tune up, I don't care- it's your world, I'm just living in it.

Scary Tobey Maguire Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YEmdbwvJsU

And now, without further ado, here is the opening description of the Johnny Test Wikipedia page in its entirety. (Here is the link as well, I know how much you care: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Test)

Johnny Test is an animated television series produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Coliseum Entertainment, for the first and second seasons, and Cookie Jar, for the remainder of the series. It premiered on Kids' WB, on September 17, 2005, which continued to air the series through its second and third seasons. The rest of the series aired on Cartoon Network, from its debut on January 7, 2008 in the United States and internationally.[1][2] In Canada, the series aired on Teletoon, premiering September 8, 2006.[3]

The series revolves around the adventures of the title character, Johnny Test, an 11-year-old suburban boy who lives with his parents, his "super-genius" 13-year-old twin sisters, Susan and Mary, both of whom are scientists and best friends with each other, and a talking dog named Dukey. They reside in the fictional town of Porkbelly. Johnny is often used as a test subject for his genius twin sisters' inventions and experiments, which range from gadgets to superpowers. Their experiments often cause problems that he must resolve and he must sometimes fight villains in the process. He occasionally saves the world with his sisters' inventions.

On June 11, 2013, Teletoon announced that the series had been renewed for a seventh season, to consist of 13 episodes and a three-part special.[4] However, in response to a tweet on June 25, 2015 regarding a seventh season, voice actor James Arnold Taylor stated that he was unaware of any plans for a seventh season.

(This isn't part of the Wikipedia page but I learned today that James Arnold Taylor, the voice of Ratchet in the Ratchet and Clank games, is also the voice of Johnny Test and I feel personally attacked).

Why didn't you take the child Baba? You were wrong. ALL OF YOU WERE WRONG. To turn your backs on the rest of the world. This is a beast of our own creation. I have to take the mantle back. I have to right these wrongs.

I googled Too Dumb to Fail, and there is a book of the same name, "Too Dumb to Fail: How the GOP Went from the Party of Reagan to the Party of Trump", that's why we called it something else.

Join your favorite baby fellas making rhubarb krunk. I mean, yeah like- what else do you want? I've given you all I have and you still won't open up to me. Look, Jess has been dead for 3 years, we need to talk about it. I want you to heal, I want to be there for you, JUST LET ME IN.

Ok, enjoy the show. Sorry if there really was someone named Jess in your life who died. I didn't mean nothing by it, what's in a name.

You better prepare you ear-holes for the hot sick sexy podcast that is about to grace your life. Your boys talk about Smash Brothers, Kurt Cobain, and a third thing probably (I don't watch Idiot Battalion)

Watch again and again and again and again and (X 4,000,000,000)

That'd be pretty neat.

Recommendation: Make a friend with a couch and take the couch. It works 85% of the time, I have 13 couches in my home. YOU EVER MADE A FORT OUT OF 13 COUCHES??? IT GETS CRAZY

The old become young and the young become undone in the sun on this episode of "What are we even doing here?" I mean, Creep by Radiohead is such an angry song and it's all I've been thinking about for the past 20 minutes. Join your two friends as they take a stroll down memory lane and realize that everything they liked as kids is bad and they should feel bad for liking it.

Like us on Reality. Just like us, in real life. We have resorted to begging. PLEASE GIVE US AFFECTION.

Actually though, let us know in the comments is we should put the podcast on other platforms such as soundcloud or other places. Thanks baby, give me a little smooch.

Sidenote: Slow and Easy by Zapp and Roger is in the running for our sexiest songs ever so search it, drop your pants and prepare to be amazed (you can leave your pants on if you want, it just won't be as fun).

WE DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ISRAEL. WE ARE TWO IDIOTS WHO HAD TO GOOGLE HOW TO SPELL ISRAEL. WE ARE INCAPABLE OF HAVING AN INFORMED OPINION ON THE CONFLICT BETWEEN ISRAEL AND PALESTINE.

With that out of the way, your boys are back! And they are both sick as dogs, hear their excuses on why they haven't recorded in a while and try to recover what little credibility they never had. Listen in as they talk about Miss Piggy, The Master of Disguise, and Star Wars.

We're doing our best, I promise you. Send help in the form of Cadbury Creme eggs.

Boy and boy have a good time talking about Michael Jackson, TV mom's, and the treasure that is Sonic Underground. They are not proud. The audio might be weird on this one, we probably screwed something up, turn your sound up REAL LOUD for me. Thanks honey

Hit up these two special boys out on the street, just straight up yell at them. Honestly, they need social interaction.

Ok, that's enough ha-ha's for today, Daddy's tired.

Your two favorite idiots (ok, maybe not favorite but at least top 20) are back to talk about Ratatouille, Nick cartoons, and Harry Potter.

We don't have social media so follow us on the street. Just walk right behind us at the distance where its a little too close, like we won't know if you are just trying to walk around us. That distance. I hate that so much.

Have a good day, kiss your mother for me. Dinner is in the fridge.

Your two special fellas have a good time and record the first episode of their fun little podcast, ripe for your ear-holes.

Recorded a little bit ago like 3/18/2018

We take our time, make up your mind, it's all about love.