If I Had a Million

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The Lord works in mysterious ways, and Gil has come to accept his fate. Sometimes it's the small pleasures in life that make it worthwhile, like going for a drive anywhere off your property for the first time in years, in a car that's lost its mind. 

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Gil has taken a life of leisure in his home, in which he shares much of his time with his grandson. Dan appears to be in good health, and Melvin has gone back to the mainland. A two hundred foot diameter is all a man needs. Am I right? 

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Gil is starting to feel his age, and Arron Bekker calls again. But his timing isn't great. Or maybe it's perfect. 

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The big day has arrived, but nothing ever goes as planned. Yet with Frank leading the way, it gives Gil the confidence to push through.  

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Gil has another difficult request for Frank, but this time Melvin is there to back him up. 

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Most graveyard experiences aren't pleasant, but Gil's always seem way more complicated than they should be. 

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The good Reverend goes missing and Melvin and Gil decide they need to have a conversation with his replacement. Well, it's more Melvin's decision, but Gil is at his side. And terrified. Everything is unraveling. 

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Gil reveals something at the next v-cast that perhaps he should have kept to himself, but the repercussions are unusual. For him and his grandson. 

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Gil and his young friends decide to give a helping hand to a man in need. Not that the man deserves it, or appreciates it, or is even a real man. 

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Frank attempts to strike a deal with Gil and Melvin, but the one voice of sanity is not prepared for the pushback.