If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Movie Review From writer/director Mary Bronstein and starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, and A$AP Rocky. DIRECTOR: Mary BronsteinCAST: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, and A$AP RockyIf I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a film that grabs you by the throat and refuses to let go — a judgmental, funny, and sometimes painful look at revenge, identity, and the messiness of human relationships. The movie balances sharp dark-comedy moments with uncomfortable emotional beats, creating an experience that’s as thrilling as it is unsettling.In this review I dive into what makes this film work: the fearless direction, the committed performances, and those moments of startling honesty. I also break down where the movie stumbles — pacing choices that undercut the drama, tonal swings that won’t be for everyone, and a finale that some viewers may find divisive.If you like films that push boundaries, make you squirm, and stick in your head long after the credits roll, this review is for you.