Jessica's bits are not hitting and of course it's the audience's fault! Spoken like a real pro...amateur. She is also pulling the trigger and getting her very own pooch! Not only to motivate her to get out of bed before 11 AM but also for the joy dogs bring to old people that are probably going to die the next day. She is such a giver. Also, the duo discuss what they spend endless time daydreaming about. For Levin, it's all about stealing art and running a brothel while Igor daydreams about having sex with randos. Don't worry ladies, it's always romantic! Also, Igor loves talking to gay dudes because it helps him exercise his flamboyant alter ego. They also explore the joy of being a tyrant or possibly working for one, especially a sassy one. Who wouldn't want to help invade countries or take out ingrates that hold up the check-out aisles? Finally, meditating with the help of racial slurs. It's all in a day's work. Namaste, bitches.