If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Welcome to The Box of Gavrok, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we watch our Slayerettes dissolve before our eyes in "The Yoko Factor."

In this episode, we talk

Plot and Firsts + reboot news and Dolly Parton (1:30)

Initial Thoughts (6:00)

Spike's Manipulations (10:30)Giles (11:00)Willow/Tara (16:00)Xander (24:30)Legendary Angel Update (33:00)Angel/Buffy/Riley (41:00)

Yelling, including Yoko Ono (52:00), Watches (1:12:30) and Rankings (1:14:00)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 4

/ Next episode: Spike's working for Adam? After all we've done for... nah, I can't even act surprised…

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Welcome to Jeff Orkin, Rest in Peace, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we see what happens when Oz returns in "New Moon Rising."

In this episode, we talk

Plot and Firsts (2:00)

The importance of this episode, in general (5:00)

Gay TV (10:00)

Back to Buffy (41:30)

We close, as usual, with some 

yells (46:00)

watching (1:04:00) and 

ranking (1:06:00), where we talk relationships (Willow/Tara, Willow/Oz, etc.) in-depth.

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 4

/ Next episode: He's all Billowy coat, King of Pain and girls really love that

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Welcome to The Sofa in Hell, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we brave the orgasm wall to bring you Season 4's eighteenth episode, the close of the Tracey Forbes trilogy, "Where the Wild Things Are."

In this episode, we talk

Plot and Firsts (2:00)

Initial Thoughts (6:30)

Georgia Tann and early 20th century adoption (12:30)

Buffy/Riley/Orgasm Wall (24:00)

Xander/Anya (26:00)

Willow/Tara (31:30)

Giles (35:00)

Anya/Spike (41:00)

We close this one out by yelling (43:50), watching (1:00:00), and ranking (1:02:00)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 4

/ Next episode: The woman in Tibet traded it to me for the Radiohead record.

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Welcome to Chapter 11, Assassination and Infiltration, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we spend a day with the world's most interesting man, star of The Matrix, living legend, Jonathan! 

In this episode, we talk:

Our first week of quarantine (1:00)

Plot and Firsts (2:30)

Is Jonathan.com a real website; is Space Jam? (11:00)

Initial Thoughts in a COVID world (17:00)

The most interesting man in the world (26:00)

Yelling (35:30)

Watches (53:00)

Rankings (55:30

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 4

/ Next episode: Orgasm Wall!

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Welcome to The Fruit Roll Ups of Love, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we conclude our cliffhanger with Season 4's sixteenth episode, "Who Are You."

In this (long) episode, we talk:

Plot and Firsts (3:30)

Body Swaps (6:30)

Initial Thoughts (20:00)

SMG as Faith (23:00)

Joyce (27:30)

Scooby Meeting (31:00)

Jumping to end with Faith pretending to be good — Faith on Angel — how many times are we gonna do this?! (36:30)

Willow/Tara/Spike (41:00)

Faith and Riley (45:00)

Faith as Buffy/Forrest (52:00)

Faith as Buffy/Buffy as Faith fight (53:00)

The Council (55:00)

Buffy as Faith/Giles (57:00)

Yelling (58:30)

Watches (1:22:00)

Rankings (1:24:00)

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/ Next episode: I'm no Jonathan... but I'm doing okay.

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Welcome to Happy Burger, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we're so lucky to catch up with our friend Faith as she calmly wakes up to a show that's passed her by and doesn't make much of a fuss about it at all: Season 4, episode 15, "This Year's Girl."

In this episode, we talk

Plot and Firsts (1:30)

Initial Reactions (8:00)

Kelly and Faith (10:00)

All Faith, including our newest attraction: A TIMELINE OF FEELING TRAPPED BY SEASON 3: NOTES FROM THE NEW SUNNYDALE SIX FLAGS COASTER DEDICATED TO THE LIFE AND LOVES OF DEPUTY MAYOR ALLAN FINCH (14:30)

Yelling (35:15)

Watches (58:30)

Rankings (1:03:30)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 4

/ Next episode: You know why I don't do it... CAUSE IT'S WRONG.

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Welcome to The Whirlwind, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we conclude the introduction of Adam with Season 4, episode 14: "Goodbye Iowa"

In this episode, we talk:

Plot and Firsts (2:30)

Pre-Code Era Movies (8:00)

Initial Thoughts (19:00)

Adam and Super-soldiers (23:00)

Riley breakdown, do you feel sympathy, are we the bad guys? (32:00)

Yelling (43:00)

Watches (57:30)

Rankings (1:00:00)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 4

/ Next episode: We're dumb.

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Welcome to Smelly Cheese Night, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we hang out with the Initiative, the first of two parts, with Season 4, episode 13, "The I in Team."

In this episode, we discuss

Plot and Firsts (2:00)

Initial Thoughts (7:30)

Relationships — Giles/Spike, Anya/Xander, Willow/Tara and Riley/Buffy in the Initiative and their motives (10:00)

Yelling (41:40)

Watches (55:00)

Rankings (1:01:00)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 4

/ Next episode: It's not like he was in the 'Nam. He was GI Joe for one night

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Welcome to Ruff, Bad Dog, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we hang out with Giles and his eyes in Season 4, episode 12's "A New Man."

In this episode, we talk:

Plot and Firsts (2:00)

Our thoughts? (10:00)

All about Giles – Giles and Maggie, his reactions as a demon, and interactions with Spike (14:00)

Buffy & Riley (27:30)

Yelling (30:45)

Watches (43:45)

Rankings (48:45)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 4

/ Next episode: Irony's kind of ironic that way

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Welcome to Mr. Pointy, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we talk "Doomed" and bring as many people to talk about this episode as it took to write it.

In this episode, we talk plot and firsts (2:00), thoughts (9:00), the "doomedness" of all relationships on the show (13:00), including:

Buffy (Scott Hope, Billy Fordham, Parker, Owen, Angel, Riley, Spike)

Forrest and Riley

Giles (Jenny, Olivia, Joyce)

Xander (Cordelia, Ms. French, Ashanti, Anya)

Willow (Malcolm, Oz, Tara, Kennedy, Snake Demon)

We end by yelling (39:00), watching (1:00:00), and ranking this mess (1:03:00)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 4

/ Next episode: I like pancakes cause they're stackable. And waffles cause you put things in the little holes if you wanted to.

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