<p>This week, IT'S EARLY.  Marci struggles with basic geography while Jess covers the mysterious disappearance of Ray Gricar.  Seriously, gay men make better dick-wolves and anytime before 2000 was a lawless time.  Sit back, pour a glass, and try to shit on that spot a mile away because Sabine shits like a drunk man in a gas station restroom.</p>

This week, IT'S EARLY. Marci struggles with basic geography while Jess covers the mysterious disappearance of Ray Gricar. Seriously, gay men make better dick-wolves and anytime before 2000 was a lawless time. Sit back, pour a glass, and try to shit on that spot a mile away because Sabine shits like a drunk man in a gas station restroom.

<p>This week, IT'S EARLY.&nbsp; Marci struggles with basic geography while Jess covers the mysterious disappearance of Ray Gricar.&nbsp; Seriously, gay men make better dick-wolves and anytime before 2000 was a lawless time.&nbsp; Sit back, pour a glass, and try to shit on that spot a mile away because Sabine shits like a drunk man in a gas station restroom.</p>

If You Don't Show Up, You Died on the Toilet

How Am I Still Alive?! is a True Crime and Comedy podcast hosted by Marci and Jess, two cynical cat moms with an inappropriate thirst for murder and all things crime. In each episode, the girls deep dive into some of the most grisly of murders and most ghastly of crimes. Their sense of humor is the only thing keeping them from crumbling to the overwhelming dread and horror of these cases. The reality of these crimes and the possiblity that it can happen to any one at any time leaves us constantly asking ourselves, HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?!Tune in every Saturday to satisfy your sick urge for heinous crimes and fluffy kitties.

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If You Don't Show Up, You Died on the Toilet