If You Missed The Mark

My five favorite stories from last week. What not to do on the beaches of Jamaica, part I and II. Prunes to lose weight. Real or fake Christmas tree. Mariah Carey has reached her final form.

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On this episode, Waffle House Drama, a crack in the pumpkin, the Apple Polishing Cloth, suing over Pop-Tarts and why I think you should help me buy the Nightmare On Elm Street house. It was a weird week.

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Haunted houses for sale, Ask a Stupid Question Day, the gift of experiences, living to be 130, and the Super Bowl Halftime Show. It was a weird week.

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Tiddlywinks, Dental Slim, robocalls, and hot dogs. It was a weird week.

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Sinkholes, most patriotic state, handshakes, Orea sushi, and work-life balance. It was a weird week.

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Things you're not supposed to have in your house after the age of 30, a surplus of Girl Scout cookies, a missed opportunity, soccer and Coke, and words I should never have to say. It was a weird week.

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Rust as an accent, NewNew, budget-friendly travel, allergies and the mullet. It was a weird week.

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Sorry it took so long to move, but we're done! Jeff Bezos needs a yacht for his yacht, the last drop in a tube, South Dakota isn't gross and Post-It Notes. It was a weird week.

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Has science gone too far, dolphins getting high, the actual name of the blue Twitter icon, venomous humans, and a cold case file solved by a podcast. It was a weird week.

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The angriest octopus, Amy's journal, I don't like beer, the conversation that never changes and National Pet Day. It was a weird week.

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