We've done the games awards, so it's only rigt that we cover movies and TV as well, right?

Simon, Joe, and Matt convened this week to invent never-to-be-repeated categories that allow them to talk about their favourite shows and films from the last 12 months – as well as one movie that Joe simply never wants to think about again.

If you've got any alternative awards of your own, feel free to sling us an email at [email protected]. Merry Christmas!

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