**WORLD OF WARCRAFT TRIGGER WARNING**

If you are sensitive to boring, long-drawn-out WoW rants, please advise. I won't say who (Bunny) goes on a 5 minute rant about a random BETA EXPLOIT IN WOW. If you or a loved one are sensitive to these types of outbursts, please stay away.

Bunny had a portz week where all the same games were played.

We didn't play fuckin fall guys so don't ask. EVERYONE ELSE IS SO GO TALK TO THEM.

Portz played like 4 seconds of Command and Conquer remaster. It's cool but also old.

Share us with your friends and enemies. And lovers. And... mothers. Also dads. And step dads. Pretty much all people. Even Karens. They're people too. Almost.

Bourbon is the name of a guy and a alcohol. Bunny played online arcade games and I'm still not sure how. She's also still playing HZD (that's Horizon Zero Dawn for you casuals) Also there is apparently a risk of rain, and also a 2nd instance of risk for rain that we are calling risk of rain 2. And it's not about the weather.

Tune in to find out which beat em up game is the GOAT

More dancing around RDR2 spoilers. Sorryyyyyyyy

Portz Pre-Ordered Marvel's Avengers. Shame shame shame shame. Jarvis isn't fucking funny.

Michelle in GTA 4 is way too DTF.

The only thing that matters this week is Horizon Zero Dawn. Go play that shit or watch us play it. JUST GET YOUR EYE BALLS OVER THERE ON THAT THING.

News is secret. Listen for the news.

portz 33 hours into pillars - about halfway done lmaoooooo

Aliens Colonial Marines... kinda not as bad as its rep?

bunny did stuff as well but jesus christ i literally didn't make notes. this might be a draft or it might go out like this who knooooooows

News:

Marvel Avengers looks kinda bad but I still want it.

This is the Idris Elba episode. What a fuckin man.

We both played CARRY ON the "you play the monster" game actually spelled Carrion. But that looks like it's pronounced cari-an and not carry on. But it is supposed to be carry on. Which is kinda dumb.

We called obsidians new RPG "Awoken" because we're casual gamers who don't pay attention. It's really called "Avowed" and honestly I don't think I'll ever remember that name. I don't know why, but I had to google it twice while writing these notes.

Lots of ggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss

Tales From the Borderlands, Pillars

Children of Morta, 

Fractured Mind

Night of the consumers

SIMP SIMULATOR BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Pillars of Eternity, Ember (NOT EMBR I REPEAT NOT EMBR) and literally only Dota is what portz played and discusses.

Bunny beat timespinner, NOT TIMESPLITTER. Actually wait I'm not sure which it is now. Why the fuck you gon name your games like this guys. I'm quite perplexed. Do y'all just not look up if theres games with similar names OR DO Y'ALL NOT CARE. She also played Children of Morta which actually sounds dope.

News happens, I think.

Pillars of Exile is discussed, so is Path of Pillars, and Exile of Pillars. One of them is a real game, and it's none of the above.

If you are severely sensitive to feels from mentions of particularly sad Futurama episodes, please consider not listening to this episode. Spoiler: it involves dogs. I've said too much.

7 days to die won't die.

There's no news I'm pretty sure. Actually what happened was I forgot to take notes during the podcast, and I cannot be bothered to go listen to the WHOLE thing again. I jumped around to make sure the sound was ok, but c'mon. I'm not listening to an hour of bunny again.

STEAM SALE WE BOUGHT E V E R Y T H I N G

Bunny played a game called Timespinner which seems bad. Maybe the worst game of all time, you decide. We aren't critics. Just podcasters. Bunny SAID it wasn't the worst thing ever, but she might be involved in a cover up. I'm not sure. Could just be trying to be nice.

Portz plays Disco Elysium, or he thinks he did. Get it, it's about amnesia. Well it isn't ABOUT amnesia. But there IS amnesia IN IT. Not amnesia the game. But how fucking good is that game. The dark descent one. Not the pig machine one.

This is the week of everyone changes their content to talk about twitch blackout, sexual allegations and the like. We do definitely cover it, but only briefly. We stand with most of the sane people. Listen and self reflect on what's going on and what needs to change. Don't be a dick. Lookin at you, summit1g.

We discuss Last of Us. BOTH OF THEM! And then a shit load of other news. Actually just listen to the podcast. Even you, Billy Mitchell.