So far, our experience with the Twilight films has... not been great. Maybe Eclipse is where it all changes! You have Bryce Dallas Howard leading an army of twinks, all made out of porcelain, the reveal that Jasper was in fact a Confederate soldier, and Robert Pattinson looking more and more fed up with these films by the day. Our hopes may not be high, but they are not yet dead.

Plus, we try to work out the mechanics of vampire coitus (does it shrivel up and drop off like a lizard's tail?)

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