I'll Go If You Go

CALLING ALL BOOKWORMS! This week, we put on our reading glasses and enter the portal that is a damn good book. We’re filling you in on our favorite authors, current reads, the sexiest smut in the land, and whether or not it’s realistic to need your future husband to have a six-pack AND wings. 

Plus, we dive into Stef dating someone in the same city for the first time, Gabby dipping her toes into the “normal life,” our current creative aspirations, where we’ll live next, and investigate whether or not we’ve been using the word “subsequently” correctly. We land somewhere between future-tripping and clinging to a little delusional optimism that maybe our psychics were right all along. Enjoy!!! 

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Hi hi hi!! Welcome back to I’ll Go If You Go! This week, we’re entering the portal of AURAS - the energetic kind, not the Gen Alpha buzzword. Gabby got her aura photographed, Stef is convinced the veil between worlds is thinning, and we’re trying to figure out what the universe is telling us (and whether Mercury retrograde is to blame). We get into Gabby’s plans for another boob job, Stef’s ongoing nose job debate, and the terrifying realization that no one actually knows what their natural hair color looks like. Plus, Channing Tatum followed Gabby on Instagram, so naturally, we DM him LIVE on the pod... and he RESPONDS. 

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BOO! Happy Halloweekend and welcome back to I’ll Go If You Go! This week, we’re stepping through a haunted portal and emerging as a beautiful frog and a gorgeous court jester who just bombed. Naturally, we’re tackling Halloween’s most pressing questions: Who is the hottest Halloween man? Jack Skellington or the Headless Horseman? What exactly is going on under the Grim Reaper’s robe? Which costumes give us the biggest ick?

Plus, we revisit Stef’s questionable encounter with a Sprouse twin at archaeology club, debate the sex appeal of Dracula, and discuss why Halloween is truly the most magical time of year. Happy Halloween!

This week, we enter the portal of the Professional Dominatrix. To join us on our journey, we have the utmost pleasure of welcoming our very first guest EVER, Professional Dominatrix Mx. Tomie! 

We explore how Mx. Tomie went from anti-trafficking work to a dungeon in Bushwick, the Hasidic clients who taught her about religious taboo play, the consensual non-consent session that showed her exactly where her own limit was, why latex does something no other material does, and why a sex dungeon is the ultimate portal. Plus chastity cages and the steel empire behind them, fin-domming Gabby through her fear of being broke, the session at the Chelsea Hotel that left a permanent mark, how to spot a bad actor before you're alone in a room with one, and listener submissions - diapers, armpits, hypnosis on stage, and the one session Mx. Tomie tried exactly once and will never do again. Part two when??

Hello and welcome back!! Today we're formally coming out as nerds and going to the Renaissance Faire. We talk about turkey legs, magicians, hot guys being pelted by tomatoes, ACOTAR, appropriate Ren Faire wear, and of course, a party bus. From jesters to faeries and everything in between, we break down the history of faires and the various characters that inhabit them. We also share how men have deeply disappointed us this week and our hopes for the future. In the meantime, support your local female comics!! Or at the very least, send them some money.

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Welcome back! This week, we chose a portal from your submissions live on air and ended up meeting the parents. We’re spilling our silliest, sweetest, and absolutely gut-wrenching experiences meeting our boyfriend’s parents, like getting hit on by an ex’s Dad or being generally shunned by an ex’s Mom. We dive deep into both of our own families- Gabby’s Hard Rock Thanksgivings and Stef’s Slavic-American upbringing - and investigate how we both somehow ended up alright. Plus: cool guy try hards, Uber pools, your brother’s girlfriend, and our shared repulsion towards someone “doing a thing”. We hope you enjoy!!! 

Hi hi hi!! October has arrived, cold and flu season is in full swing, and Stef just completed her third round of antibiotics in this calendar year. This week’s portal is STREP- and we’re talking the kind of sick where you can’t scroll, watch TV, or even listen to music. Thankfully, Stef’s on the upswing and getting into text fights before sunrise! In other news, Gabby broke her dry spell with a VERY tall crush who just might be husband material. Plus, we’re officially over New York City and ready to buy houses with lawns (babbling brook preferred), join the PTA, and solve a murder or two. 

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Welcome back!! This week we're in Los Angeles, which is basically the Bermuda Triangle of cities. We break down why we're covered in rashes, why no one walks anywhere, and what illegal things we've done in Waymos. Stef talks about her recent bang trauma, Gabby tells the story about puking in Magic Castle, and Priscilla the psychic calls Stef's situationship word for word. Also is every straight guy gay??? Take us back to NYC!!!

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Hi!!! This week we’re diving straight into the deep end (literally and metaphorically) with this portal: the OCEAN. We talk about The Beach, the Bermuda Triangle, fiber optic cables at the bottom of the sea, Stef’s recent trip to the surf town of Ericeira, and how Gabby once saved a woman from a tiger shark at the Jersey shore. Plus, we also talk about Amelia Earhart, our tour philosophies, the power of saying YES, lessons from elder bohemians, aliens, military infighting, and of course, an update on our love lives. P.S. - please send adventure ideas!!! xo. 

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Welcome back to I’ll Go If You Go, Piss Goblins! This week we travel to the legitimate UNESCO World Heritage Site of Partying: Berlin. Stef recounts a wild night at Berghain and somehow lived to tell the tale, while Gabby fantasizes about spending approximately 35 minutes there. We also dive into Hitler's birth chart, the Nazi witch division, crying in public, and why partying should be a government-funded human right. 

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