If you know me you would agree it is difficult to whittle my most embarrassing moments down to just five. Here they are and not surprisingly some feature my front or back bottom.

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There are a few morals to this... I'll let you work out what they are, but I will say don't buy a sex toy intoxicated.

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Now I am all for organic products but this particular item nearly blew my front bits off!

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Sadly this wasn't a 'Mile High Club' I wanted to be a member of but hey shit happens.

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The highs and lows of being 'up the duff', lethal wind and all.

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A great tale for all those listeners out there with windy bottoms. I hope you can take some comfort from my story, especially how I disguised my morning 'pop-offs' from my new partner.

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Being a single parent often has you searching Google or calling a friend for advice. Like that time my young son told me boys only had one ball. Balls dropped I knew but did they spilt in two as well or did my son only have one?!

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What do Jennifer Lopez, Danni Minogue and too much from buffet table have in common? A few of my work place fails thats what!

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CATHRINE MAHONEY IS A SELF-CONFESSED OVERSHARER. A PUBLICIST BY TRADE AND CURRENTLY IN-BETWEEN HUSBANDS, THIS PODCAST PROVIDES A FASCINATING TASTE OF LIFE WITHOUT A TWO SECOND DELAY BUTTON. WARNING THIS PODCAST MAY CONTAIN FILTER-FREE OVERSHARING, PARENTING FAILS,CARB LOADING, MORE VODKA THAN SODA AND MANY TOM HARDY REFERENCES.

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