Illegal Opinions

Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (10:00) Rudy got the cooties! Poor Rudy, now onto something important. (13:40) We put some respect on Kim's name, which is the most unexpected outcome of this conversation. (31:45) Teyana Taylor is retiring because she feels unappreciated. We talk about the saturation of the music market, and the detriment of being signed to an active artist, plus...we'd love to have as many followers as her. (43:25) Honesty on social media is a lost art, and what's a woman's equivalent to "I can go all night"? (51:55) Floyd is gonna fight Jake's brother. Are you entertained? No? Neither are we. Has the pandemic started Celebrity DeathMatch? (56:25) Christopher Nolan is out here trying to be an evicted Tenant after talking slick about the Warner/HBO Max deal. He coulda just STFU. (1:04:50) Do we really need Coming 2 America or Last Friday anymore? Where do you rank the Friday's? Thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts, dropping every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform. Be safe. Show love. Peace.

Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! It's the most irritating time of the year. Christmas music is back and way too early, as always! (3:45) We rap about Thanksgiving and the deep penetration into Sam's nostrils. (19:30) The guys talk about the Brawl For It All, Thunderdome at the Nursing Home, The Great White Hype, the...you get the point. (38:38) Marcus reluctantly tells a story about his privacy being invaded, (42:28) now introducing They Page, and these crackers are getting kinda crazy. (1:08:08) There's a new love doctor in town, and all you average looking folks better mind your manners. (1:30:34) We discuss the impact of the Warner Bros./HBO Max deal, the future of the movie industry moving forward, and the rebrand of "Pennie's". Thank you for tuning in to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Catch us on your favorite streaming platform every Sunday. That's all we got! Be safe. Show love. Peace.

Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (8:00) Anyone else surprised that Thanksgiving is still around given the climate?  We are, but Happy Thanksgiving! Are you following the CDC Guidelines? (17:35) Marcus almost shows the Teacher's Lounge his goodie bag, (23:48) and what is a good dick pic? (29:58) MBJ is the SMA. Apparently, they just give this thing away. (38:20) Wonder Woman on HBO Max and Sam thinks GoT hate is heavy handed. (43:52) The guys talk from a comedian's stand point about the movie 2 minutes of Fame, (1:00:55) and Kevin Hart's special. (1:17:35) The Sno Man vs Gucci. It got a little tight in there, but everyone made it home...we think. And is Jay-Z afraid of Drake and Eminem? Hey, thank you for tuning into Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. New episodes every Sunday on your favorite streaming platforms. Happy Thanksgiving! Be safe. Show love. Peace.

Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! This episode is sponsored by The Standemic Comedy Show. (2:15)  Pres. Elect Joe Beezy may have a squatter situation at the White House, and Van Jones is trying to get back in our good graces. (11:00) Sam discusses the difficulties of a comedian having to edit a set for submission in competition, (13:45) and Dave Chappelle's SNL monologue. (23:50) It's 2020. Hard to go a week without having some losses and Sam speaks on his, (28:00) and the military being used as guinea pigs for the Covid-19 vaccine. (36:28) When Sean Connery gives you the last word...you better take, (49:05) and is "She Reeeaaadddyyy?"...Nah. (50:37) The guys get into some recent album releases, (1:01:30) and are celebrities being outsmarted by Trump? (1:06:00) Sam talks about having a reminiscent moment with his son, and Marcus accuses black people of stealing heroes. Thank you for tuning in to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Don't forget to check out our guy Sam Ridley, and the other great comics, appearing on The Standemic Comedy Show on November 20, 2020. Get your tickets on  www.lpac.org/standemic. We'll see you next week on your favorite streaming platforms. Be safe. Show love. Peace.

Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and you can tell everybody! (7:17) We get into some undercover fandom, why wearing your sports apparel outside could slow you down, and a little SPORTS TALK! (14:45) Hello insomnia my old friend, Sam says it's nice to see you again. (17:40) We'll have a new leader of the free world next week, but one of us doesn't think that's the case. (23:40) The guys discuss the creative genius of Sasha Baron Cohen, Fear the Walking dead being racist, and the innovation of zombie movies. (35:53) A heated conversation breaks out on how important it is to be at the table with the President and the power. (48:40) For everyone that didn't think Hitch was real, the guy from SNL pulled ScarJo, (53:18) and the 5 Looks challenge. Have filters gone too far? (1:00:00) And what you've all been waiting for...Wiki Racial Terms!!! Guess who has the most?! It's not who you think. I'm kidding, it's exactly who you think. That's all we got! Thank you for tuning in to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. New episodes every Sunday on your favorite streaming platforms. We'll see you soon and Happy Halloween. Be safe. Show love. Peace.

Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:00) The future is wireless, (4:50) the struggle podcast, (7:00) and Fear the Walking Pickaninnies. (12:10) Did all the black people in Hogwarts move to Lovecraft Country? We discuss, next! (24:11) We update the listeners on important cases that we continue to follow that affect our community. (27:00) Rudy Giuliani caught in a compromising position with Borat's daughter, Moderator Bae stole the show, and which racial slur do you prefer? (53:19) The guys get into whether, when making another source of media into a screenplay, does the cast need to resemble the original? (59:22) Shonda Rhimes leaves ABC for Netflix over some Mickey Mouse bullsh*t, (1:07:25) and Google Play Music is shutting down shop. (1:08:55) Does having some GAP mean you're good in the sack? Because some of y'all got some lazy ass pu...Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts, with a new episode every Sunday on all of your favorite streaming platforms. We'll be seeing you! Be safe. Show love. Peace.

Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (9:30) Sam was in Vegas at the MAGA roulette table, and he always bets on black, while Marcus is neck deep in distance learning. (16:30) Tonald Drump has Covid-19, blamed an assistant, but possibly got it from his son who tested positive weeks ago. (22:50) What's with the Lebron James hate? We end the MJ comparison forever, and why didn't he mention Kobe until prompted? (37:15) Cardi B. showed the ladies off to the gram and they got 4 thumbs down, (42:30) also Dr. Dre got a win for the men. (50:50) Coming 2 America is going straight to Amazon Prime, (1:00:00) and Morgan Freeman is James Earl Jones' son. (1:03:00) There's jealousy in every occupation, comedy included. Sam speaks on it. (1:13:10) Why do open marriages have more rules than traditional marriages? We break that thang down. You're welcome. As always thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. New episodes every Sunday on your favorite streaming platforms. We're outta here. Be safe. Show love. Peace.

Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Yea, yea, the title is low hanging flies...I mean fruit. We were running on fumes, and we had to get this episode out. (6:45) Happy Idigenious People weekend! Not really sure how to celebrate that yet, but Sam is going on vacation to an Indian casino. (10:10) Do you base your opinion of a barber/beautician on the way their hair looks when they're out of the office, and what's more disrespectful; cheating on your barber or cheating on your girl? (16:26) Kamala Harris and Flies Pres. Pence debate in an attempt to boost their brand. Were you swayed one way or another? (28:38) President Patient Zero is willing to infect the entire White House, Secret Service, and Civilians with Covid-19. How is that okay? No...really. How? (41:00) Amazon Prime's "The Boys'' has let today's political climate bleed over into the storyline, and we discuss reality mixing with fantasy. (46:00) George Floyd's murderer was released on bail...so if you see him... and how do you feel about the American flag these days? (1:07:00) The guys discuss what does it mean when a woman says "fight for me", yes we know we're having this conversation without a woman on, and yes we'll revisit. (1:13:40) Marcus gives a half-assed review of Queen and Slim and Da 5 Bloods. Look, it's been a long week and thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Here with a new episode every Sunday! Be safe. Show love. Peace.