"I hope you didn't forget to pay your taxes... 12 million illegal aliens are depending on you!"/

I hope I never get involved with a girl like Heather Mills!/

Clinton can't remember which hole he played last!/

go hide in a church, lawbreaker/

It's not racism; It's that you're poor/

2 Palestinians walk into a bar.../

"ah, they blow up so fast!"/

Is carrying a purse dog the definition of "hot"?/

FOOTBALL is a privilege; Not a punishment/

Dr Pepper doesn't get a period./

The Governator vetoes gay history