-marcus' anime corner

-gurren lagaan is the best anime

-the frighteners is the best peter jackson movie

-seth is the only sports fan

-what does offsides mean??

-overwatch was an inside job

-our new friend les penetration

-joe biden the massive sex creep

-democrats are not going to cancel joe biden

-don't tell men we can't control ourselves

-locker room talk

-woke capitalism sucks

-northrop-grumman declares themselves an anime

-marcus is becoming a weeaboo

-getting really into slovenian culture

-rappers are being killed by the government, and so are ferguson protesters

-turning people against the police

-cops are just killing everyone but certain white people

-medicaid work requirements currently blocked

-the political leanings of nbc

-the disaster of work requirements in the uk

-san francisco rich people are funding the attack against a homeless shelter

-arguing with landlords online

-bootstraps myth

-"if no one's on top we're all on the bottom" = "if you're not first you're last"

-elon musk harambe rap

-men under 30 just ain't have sex, and its definitely not capitalism's fault

-seth is bullied by basketball children

-applying for the nba draft

-the olympics are gay

-we know where places are and what accents they have

-chicago citizens defeat the police

-gay jokes are being phased out of family guy

-beta o'dork

-democratic establishment moves to crush opposition from the left

-the democrats are not going to win by just opposing trump

-qanon civil war

-the economist hates trans people

-arguing about schwarzeneggar movies

-us life expectancy keeps dropping year after year

-trump budget wants to cut 3.5 million from wic

-parents can't intervene if its a legal game of dodgeball

-khloe kardashian jeans, why are they so expensive?

-the ferrari collectors club

-its time to legalize weed in georgia

-lower the drinking age and raise the age of consent

-mike gravel the posting presidential hopeful

-libertarians could be swayed

-google stadia: marcus loves it, smith is unconvinced

-smith has mudbutt

-bidets

-seth almost flooded his apartment

-soylent and its creator are garbage

-smith takes a break mid-podcast

-seth is sorting change

-count chocula: black?

-soylent tries to convince you that eating lunch is bad

-marcus: sandwich scientist

-the cost of holding your baby under capitalism

-costs money to be born and it costs money to die in america

-space aliens drawing more dicks on marcus

-porcupine dicks

-georgia has the highest rate of maternal mortality in america

-prison labor is slave labor

-billionaire dies getting penis enlargened

-robot tanks will follow strict rules of murder

-captain marvel discussion

-learning your going to die from a robot

-the reasons why you aren't rich, from a rich guy

-undocumented workers sold out to ice

TRIGGER WARNING: discussion of rape/sexual assault in a pretty reprehensible video game

-marcus is our new third chair

-smith breaks up a cat-fight

-seth registered his car with the law and it cost a lot

-marcus both has a cat story and a car story

-the wwf goes eco-fascsist

-crying while watching planet earth 2

-rhinos never killed an innocent person

-poachers should be killed

-enes kanter's weird reason for not being able to enter canada

-TRIGGER WARNING for rape/sexual assault

-we discuss the worst game ever and freedom of speech

-just because something is taboo doesn't mean it needs to be explored

-smith fails to remember the name of spec ops: the line

-evangelion merging your brain with the worst kinds of people

-somehow marcus has found a worse game

-steam groups all lgbt content and adult content into the same category

-rhode island school sends unpaid school lunches to a collections agency

-amazon screws seattle even after getting everything they want

-explaining neoliberalism

-seth talks ariana grande

-hoarding wealth literally fucks the economy

-hillbilly elegy and the dire straits of appalachia

-a frank discussion of automation

-any historical knowledge leads to hatred of america

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus, our new third mic and artist, remains unknowable and unfindable

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-coming in high energy

-literally talking about the weather

-robby mook fails upwards

-internships are just systematized nepotism

-thq nordic's big whoopsie

-nazis love boogie

-a peace overture to paul schraeder

-john conryn quoting mussolini

-maryland democrat does a racism

-pizza and anal

-bernie porn of epic-mra

-corey booker's bad fashion sense

-seeing old men naked in the locker room

-dad dick

-kevin smith's transformation

-why aren't the kids willing to work for free anymore?

-employers are thirsty for unpaid labor

-investing money when the world is gonna end in 12 years

-sports team owners yacht purchases

-bob kraft not greasing palms while getting the old greasy palm

-paying college basketball players: they're workers folks!

-regulation is never on the table

-humpback whale found in the amazon rainforest

-facebook moderators live in hell

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley the phantom lover.

on this one we finally have our most anticipated and long-awaited appearance, a longstanding member of the illennials cinematic universe, an enigma wrapped in a dream sitting upon a puzzle made of mysteries: marcus barkley

-seth's smash bros rivalry with marcus

-the wall and the national emergency

-seth meets charles barkley, marcus sees jennifer lopez

-blackface all over the place

-the racial draft is real

-how many lobsters could possibly be left?

-horseshoe crabs: no longer crabs

-government doesn't want you to know about the vril people

-hobos with a shotguns

-bullets: the currency of the future

-movie reviews: widows and mission impossible fallout

-ilhan omar DESTROYS weakling elliot abrams

-never apologize, make yourself correct

-school buses should probably have seatbelts

-the illennials podcast does not recommend getting hit by trains

-amy kloubchar, nightmare boss

-eating fried chicken with a fork like an alien

-kamala harris the time traveler

-tagging texas pete in your hot sauce pics

-when keeping it politically correct goes wrong

-depicting bad things as bad in fiction should not be controversial

-marcus the meme master

-pharma execs dance around a bottle of fentanyl

-the 6 foot rule and surviving edged weapons

-cops are paranoid freaks

-economic indicators don't look so hot

-improving and expanding mass transit in america

-marcus and the blind man

-seth can't figure out the bus schedule

-activision-blizzard screwing over employees

-nintendo's wildly different corporate culture

-the corporation is not your fucking family

-debt strike

-the rich are building apocalypse bunkers

-artificial insemination

-we understand sex

-is life a simulation? is this cyberhell?

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley the now-revealed one.

we got the jump on this episode and recorded it early. this ones full of piping-hot takes on a variety of topics such as:

-we're going full mountain maoist

-boots riley, extremely online and very powerful

-black mirror, overrated?

-jeff bezos' dick?

-will smith's genie is fucked up

-netflix paid too much for friends

-streaming services are becoming the new cable

-activision-blizzard is going to be laying off hundreds of people

-CEOs and executives do not do socially-necessary labor

-organic solutions to capitalism

-Lebron James' attempt to get Anthony Davis on his team

-NBA players do not have freedom of movement

-Ilhan Omar takes on AIPAC and gets dogpiled for it

-actual nazi Steve King remains untouched

-elliot abrams is back in latin america, ready to murder

-juan guaido is definitely a CIA asset

-seth recommends One day at a Time, smith recommends My Time at Portia

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley, the true question of our time.

-podcast law

-pod save america? pod suck my ass

-the super bowl was bad

-tom brady is america's greatest villain

-seth vs. kevin durant

-jeff bezos can rent tom hanks whenever he wants

-america is an empire in decline

-"angel" families are racist bullshit

-losing to the taliban lol

-america's long history of destroying latin american socialist countries

-girl power being co-opted by the military in captain marvel

-hamburgers vs the military

-smith freaks out about world war 2 history

-would you rather have vacation time or student loan money?

-"person of wealth"

-howard schultz is full of lumps

-who invented coffee?

-the state of virginia is canceled

-democrats resign, republicans laugh

-the rich should be afraid

-a gun that shoots priceless art

-you are sentenced to 20 years at the sbarro

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley, the true question of our time.

no i will not clean up seth's audio, i want to play videogames

-automation killing farmers

-up-skilling is serious bullshit

-the expendable labor force drives down wages and benefits

-davos, the worst meeting of the minds ever

-capitalists juke the stats to make the free market look good

-the system cannot deal with its current problems

-nancy pelosi did not win the government shutdown. labor did

-twitter jack starves himself because he has enough money to play at being poor

-peter thiel steals his names from vampire the masquerade

-the rich are so stupid they don't even deserve to rule us

-shit is gonna come to blood at some point

-the rich would murder you if given the chance

-facebook dupes kids and parents into spending thousands on games

-the free market isn't actually free and doesn't want competition

-smith's movie theater adventure

-the new movie grift

-the aftermath: cucked by a nazi

-fyre festival dueling documentaries

-throw the white collar criminals into fucking angola

-how is it 2019 and you still don't hate rich people?

-daniel snyder's $100 million superyacht with an imax screen

-kamala harris prosecuted the parents of "truant" children

-elizabeth warren is... fine...

-howard schultz: the coffee bitch

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley, the true question of our time.

-the incredibly weak democratic field for 2020

-march for life and the covington catholic racists

-the black israelites are not a cover for racist bullshit

-white supremacy takes many forms

-rich people are way more racist than poor people

-school integration

-private schools should be abolished

-hbomberguy's charity stream

-graham linehan, the whiniest transphobe

-twitch streaming and politics

-ben shapiro doing ad reads at a live podcast

-capitalism has no morals

-gillette and "woke" capitalism

-tolerance can only go so far

-reading posts is not good for you

-never look at the replies

-cardi b, champion of the left

-smith talks about glass, the last shymalan superhero movie

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley, a real space cowboy.