Illogical Conclusions

Illogical Conclusions

By Craig & CarlComedy
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Illogical Conclusions episodes

  • Picky Eaters: Why They Are The Worst!

    Everyone knows someone who is a picky eater.  Listen in to hear what Craig and Carl think of picky eaters.  They also discuss their thoughts on "loud" vegans and I'm sure you will be surprised by what they have to say. There are some very spicy takes in this episode of Illogical Conclusions.  

    Head over to twitter and let us know your take on picky eaters!

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    39 min
  • Is talking on the phone a thing of the past?

    Every generation uses the phone different. It seems to us that talking on the phone is a thing of the past...or is it? Listen in on how Craig and Carl view talking on the phone. Not surprisingly, Craig has some very aggressive thoughts on the topic. Listen in and pick a side this is not one to miss!

    Head over to twitter and let us know your take on talking to people!

    We have YouTube now! Go check it out and see our funky new looks!

    Is there a specific topic you want to hear our illogical conclusions on?
    We aren't scared of new topics! The crazier the better. Drop your ideas for future episodes here!

    27 min
  • Gen Z Vs. Millennials: Who Will Rank Supreme?

    Gen Z is out there tearing Millennials down for all sorts of reasons. They don't like our side parts, our skinny jeans or our use of the crying laughing emoji. Who do they think they are? Craig & Carl take on this debate and the end they both pick a side. Who will rank supreme: Gen Z or Millennials!

    Head over to twitter and let us know your take on Gen Z vs Millennials!

    Is there a specific topic you want to hear our illogical conclusions on?
    We aren't scared of new topics! The crazier the better. Drop your ideas for future episodes here!

    35 min
  • Are We Living In Hell?

    Do you or have you believe in hell? If you do, are you going there? Let's be honest...everyone who is alive today is going to hell but will it be for eternity?  Craig and Carl cover all the fun topics and answer all the best questions related to that hot place down under...not Australia...HELL! Listen in for some hilarious commentary on their beliefs on hell!

    Head over to twitter and let us know why you are going to hell!

    Is there a specific topic you want to hear our illogical conclusions on?
    We aren't scared of new topics! The crazier the better. Drop your ideas for future episodes here!

    35 min
  • Cohabitation: Who needs privacy anyway?

    Do you or have you lived with a partner or spouse? If you have, then you can relate to some of the crazy stories Carl and Craig share about living with a partner. They get into the nitty gritty details of living together especially the taboo topic of bathroom routines! We explore the pros and cons of living with a partner and living alone and come to some pretty surprising conclusions.  We may have a case of the grass is always greener on the other side! Listen in and let us know which side you are on!

    Head over to twitter and let us know your crazy cohab stories: To Cohab or Not to cohab!

    Is there a specific topic you want to hear our illogical conclusions on?
    We aren't scared of new topics! The crazier the better. Drop your ideas for future episodes here!

    43 min
  • Aliens: Do You Want To Be Probed?

    This week is all about Aliens! If you listened to our Ghosts episode, then you know Carl doesn't believe in those but does he believe in Aliens?  We are going to answer a few key question about Aliens...Do You believe and Would you let them shove probes in your butt?  We also discuss meeting the Men In Black and have they already wiped Craig's mind because he is a little...off! We may agree on some topics but this conversation gets wildly out of control in the most hilarious way?

    Head over to twitter let us know if you have had an alien encounter! Probed & Proud

    Is there a specific topic you want to hear our illogical conclusions on?
    We aren't scared of new topics! The crazier the better. Drop your ideas for future episodes here!

    38 min
  • Doomsday Prepping: Please Won't You Eat My Neighbor?

    This week is all about Doomsday! We discuss prepping, the event that will end humanity and how fast you would go cannibal.  This episode gets hilariously dark incredibly fast. For such a heavy topic, this episode is wicked light! We are going to answer one key question about owning doomsday...Would you be ready? Now go back and read the episode title to the tune of the Mister Rogers' Neighborhood theme song!

    Head over to twitter and give us your top doomsday survival tip: I don't want to die!

    Is there a specific topic you want to hear our illogical conclusions on?
    We aren't scared of new topics! The crazier the better. Drop your ideas for future episodes here!

    35 min
  • The Joy & Sorrow Of Pet Parenthood

    Craig & Carl love animals and like other great pet owners, spoil the heck out of their pets. they have both grown up taking care of animals and continue to do so today.  From hedgehogs and fish to cats and dogs, all of their experiences have led us to this discussion on owning pets.  We discuss both the good and bad  of owning pets which all pet owners know is not all happy. We are going to answer one key question about owning pets...Is it worth it?

    Listen in to hear our take on pet ownership and if the juice is really worth the squeeze. Both Craig & Carl have some spicy opinions on this topic making for an incredibly entertaining episode! 

    We are big supports of adopting and not shopping when it comes to finding an animal for your life.  Additionally we are huge fans of adopting senior animals who don't deserve to spend their final days in a cage , but rather in a loving home surround be people who care!

    Want to see Craig's Famous Hedgehogs: @quillinwithgusandbert

    Some of our favorite Animal Charities & Organizations:

    North Shore Animal League
    The Odd Pet Vet
    The Kitten Lady & Orphan Kitten Club
    Flying Fur Animal Rescue
    Prickles & Paws Hedgehog Rescue

    Head over to twitter and let us know your thoughts on owning Pets: Tweet us your pets listening to our podcast!

    Is there a specific topic you want to hear our illogical conclusions on?
    We aren't scared of new topics! The crazier the better. Drop your ideas for future episodes here!

    36 min
  • Weddings: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly!

    Did you know Carl is in a wedding band? He is our in house wedding expert and we are covering all things weddings! He has some pretty epic wedding stories that you don't want to miss. Craig on the other hand does not like weddings and he 100%  burned a few bridges telling some of his wedding horror stories! 

    This is not an episode to miss especially the debate over cake smashing! Craig has a spicy take on this and it is guaranteed to make you have strong feelings!

    Head over to twitter and let us know your most horrible wedding story: The  more cringey the better!

    Special shout out to our favorite wedding bands!
    Grand Hanlan Band
    First Class Band with Concetta


    Is there a specific topic you want to hear our illogical conclusions on?
    We aren't scared of new topics! The crazier the better. Drop your ideas for future episodes here!

    48 min
  • Drag Superstar: Surviving The Tuck

    Who doesn't love Drag?!?! Obviously the answer is everybody LOVES drag! Craig and Carl talk about drag shows, drag queens, drag moms and everything in between. They are by no means experts but they certainly are fans.  In this very special extended episode listen in to find out each of their Drag Queen personas. We think you will find it pretty surprising and incredibly entertaining! 

    We may have even convinced ourselves to put on a Drag Show for charity once we are allowed in one another's countries! Who wouldn't want to see them in drag performing to their favorite songs?

    Like what you heard? Good! Leave us a review and tell your friends about us!

    We would love to hear your thoughts on drag and how we did this episode! Email Us! We love feedback even if you are mean!

    Is there a specific topic you want to hear our illogical conclusions on?
    We aren't scared of new topics! The crazier the better. Drop your ideas for future episodes here!

    56 min

About Illogical Conclusions

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Take one American and one Canadian and healthy dose of nonsense and what do you get? This podcast. Join Craig and Carl as they talk about all things big and small and debate the finer points of pretty…