Olympic medalist Ilona Maher pulls up to Open Thoughts and steps all the way into Funny Marco’s world.

Marco and Ilona talk hoops, rugby, dating apps and terrible first dates, including a guy who shows up late and starts watching an NBA game at the table, while she proudly leans into her “that bitch” energy.

They act out a chaotic Uber driver scene with Ilona behind the wheel and run up a “bitch counter” as she teaches Marco how to curse, then debate what she’s really looking for when she dates next.

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