Everybody loves to say "I told you so” and this week Kristen is shouting it from the rooftops as Lume finally comes clean...MJ fax is in… he’s unretired! After months of giving up the game of dating (episode 53), a series of fortunate events has led to the only decision possible, send the fax and commence a summer heater! From the date that started defrosting his iced-over heart, to back to back weekends full of late night debauchery (S/O MPLS Ties), this story is definitely one for the books. Threesome offers, girl fights, and good ole fashioned crushes, we’ve got it all this week on the best pod ya heard today. Kristen even provides an epiphany on the conspiracy of Lume’s dating app woes. Cut us a check before we spill your bullshit, Tinder!

QQH: First up, "Watcha Watching" as the CEO shocks everyone by gushing over the new summer blockbuster "Top Gun: Maverick". Then, they close out the show discussing the recent breakup of NFL All-Pro TE Travis Kelce and his gf over his (alleged) insistence on splitting alllllll the bills 50/50…. The Quaranteam’s opinion? In short, L. O. L.