We've got a special Christmas surprise for the Cephalopods: Teddy is co-hosting this week!!! Of course, we all miss Ky's hot takes, but you can see her hot legs instead in Company XIV's Nutcracker Rouge!!! We'll be sure to have a special segment to hear her thoughts on this topic on our next episode, In the meantime, enjoy Teddy playing with a puppy, Emily flexing on how much more weird shit she's processed the last five years, immune system comparisons, and impromptu sermons. It's a weird one, and is it even about Christmas? Or is it about something...more? "For I do speak of my own accord..." -Jesus