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Emily and Ky are back with episode 3 of Chimp Crazy, and you won't believe what they talk about! It's Tarzan, The MTA, how hard it is to eat, and also the show sometimes! What was Tanya's childhood like? What does a journalist owe their source? What was the other chimp's name? Are portrait tattoos a good idea? We answer one of these questions! Enjoy Chimp Season at Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are back with their hot baked takes on episode two of Chimp Crazy! Not that you’d know that until practically the outro, if you weren’t around last week! But if not, where were you?? Hopefully you’re watching the show first, because they’ve got spoilers galore. Also important (probably questionable) legal info, and questions about how one copes without a face. Speaking of which, episode two of Chimp Crazy features disturbing footage and 911 call recordings of what is likely the most horrifying, traumatic chimp attack of all time, and that’s saying something. Consider if it’s a show you want to watch, or something you want to hear two really stoned people discuss. They also touch on Emily’s time in Mock Trial in High School, and which bones are the most upsetting. Due to technical difficulties, this one took more editing than usual, which is why we're a day late, and Emily wants you to know she DID take a lot of Ky’s coughs out. We are all just trying to survive here, lets be honest.

Ok, lets address the several elephants in the room: yeah, we know, we missed an episode last week. Cut us some slack. We're here when it counts. Speaking of which, if you're a fan, it's safe to say you're reeling right now from realizing just how how much hatred and selfishness exists in this country. We lost the battle. We cannot lay down and die. Take the time you need to mourn. Take care of each other: building your local community is the single most crucial thing you can do. We keep each other safe, not the government. Then decide how you're going to fight. We're in this together. We're not giving up. Please stay in this fight for compassion, and decency with us. A better world is possible! In the meantime, please be stupid with us in these streets about a documentary we're going ape shit over. It's Tiger King times Blackfish plus true crime! It's Chimp Crazy! There's so many ethical dilemmnas to cover, we practically slept on the plot! We'll be back each week to cover the next of four episodes in our first ever Wine, Weed, Weird mini series!!

There are many reasons not to obtain a pet sloth from the shady animal trafficker you met at the mall: it's irresponsible, cruel to the sloth, it may turn out to be a hyper intelligent, fast-moving serial killer who likes to use social media, and perhaps most importantly, it's gonna need a bath. It's Spooky Season, AND International Sloth Day, so there was only one movie we could talk about this week! Join Emily and Ky as they explore the ethics of animal trafficking, the pitfalls of trying too hard to be popular, trust showers, sororities, jokes they didn't get, and introduce a new segment: One Star Reviews on the Oriental Trading Company! It's sure to become a regular segment and fan favorite! Get cozy and tune in! Just make sure the long arms don't twist at the biceps and get stuck?

Join Emily and Ky as they wrap up another silent horror classic with their own unique (some might say demented) spin! Did you know there's a reason the houses were so close together?? Wild! They're later joined by a special guest (with cookies!!), and together they delve into musical mishaps, embarrassing moments, popcorn, and who all they can squeeze onto Emily's couch. The gang is moving up in the world (very slowly) with improved editing software! Will actual microphones be next?? Uh...maybe after Christmas...

We know you've been waiting all year for our Special Spooky Watch-Along! And here we are!! This year we're watching German expressionist classic: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari! Cue up youtube, and get ready to see a woman having a difficult time, houses that are too close together, chairs with too many backs, a mayor struggling with bureaucracy, a sleepy-creepy man with the most dramatic eye makeup and the skinniest legs you've ever seen, low-quality cloud wallpaper, a man who doesn't know how to use a knife, and more! We get through part 4 this week. Tune in next week for parts 5 and 6, and our thoughts on this important contribution to film. In this one we mostly giggle at the silly German names. Happy Halloween!

Iiiiiiiiiiits Spooky Season!!!! The leaves are changing, the Halloween decorations are going up! It's one of Emily and Ky's favorite times of year! And our listeners, too! There's just so much delightful Halloween content! In fact, this one has been on our list since last year! Join us for a film where absolutely nothing needed to happen, the lesson is absolutely ham fisted in, the little brother truly sucks, and apparently being popular is super important, but your friends super aren't! Listen, we're here for the clothes and the hot pink eye shadow straight up to your brow line. Get ready for the most random musical numbers of all time, a completely amoral mentor, and the filthiest fuck house you've ever seen!

Join Emily and Ky as they can't fucking believe how agregiously horrifying this film for fucking preteens is! Jesus Fucking Christ, we're all just fucking chill with the THIRTEEN YEAR OLD dating the SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD?? AM I ON DRUGS?! Yes, obviously the answer is yes. Everyone is casually assuming the other thirteen year old climbing into a middle-aged man's camper van is totes chill, and only a problem because she's keeping her BOYFRIEND a secret???? We at Wine, Weed, Weird feel particularly insane about this one. More strangness incoming, including children who think babysitting a bunch of small children is fun, and/or the only possible way they can spend time together. Has it occurred to them that they could...just not babysit all the time? No one can know. Side note: cookie jars exist! Anyway, buckle up.

I mean, is it about anything, or is Emily just shrieking with laughter and spouting dog facts while Ky and Teddy try to keep up? Listen in to discover everyone’s favorite, and skeeviest dogs, Emily’s complex feelings about her dad’s dog, whether the guy from Vice looks like a dog (he does), and why police dogs aren’t narcs (but ACAB!) Beaches are for Bitches, and Beach Bitches are the Best Bitches!

The beach is for bitches, and Emily and Ky are out there celebrating a cunning slut, even though they called them fleshy. This bait and switch documentary is hands-down the horniest thing they’ve ever covered for the pod, and they covered “My Ding-a-ling” in season one! Does the mysterious narrator make a love connection? Do Emily and Ky have pollen sacks glued to them? Does the fruit show up in time for the bats? Did Teddy get their sand castle built? Did Emily and Ky get spanked and sandwiched by a horse?? All this and more on (one of) our very special beach episodes!