I'M FROM THE INTERNET

100,000 hours of probation is one of the worst punishments the administrators of Something Awful can mete out to problem posters. This episode, we talk about what it takes to be banished to the Phantom Zone for almost three presidential elections and one recent newsworthy example of someone returning from their 4,166 days of exile.

You can review this episode's document with sources (and pictures) at https://tinyurl.com/100kProbeSAPodDoc

For inquiries, contact the show directly at [email protected]

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Winslow Dumaine - www.winslowdumaine.com/

Jay Brandstetter - linktr.ee/jaybrandstetter

PO Box 2750

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Produced and Edited by:

Steve Brown - linktr.ee/killhamster

Intro and Outro music is "in failure" by steveisbroke off of their album "steve and his week of wonders", used with permission. https://steveisbroke.bandcamp.com/album/steve-and-his-week-of-wonders

This program is not affiliated with or sponsored by Something Awful LLC or Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

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We might be joining a network next year. You'll be hearing more about that in the episodes that are coming out over the next few weeks, but here's a nice little summary until then.

IFTI 2.0 Topics list - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1p-tyrzJOXF0m4lIrL49EW-1jIveX-4j2y14UNrnYG_Y/edit

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Sans Undertale! Now that I have your attention: Somebody who worked on Undertale was a Something Awful poster. Not just any poster, but an especially good and beloved one who made a lot of neat stuff! The summer of gaming continues with a breezy look of one of the last big Posting Superstars on Something Awful, where they came from, and where they are now.

You can review this episode's document with sources at https://tinyurl.com/EverdraedShowcaseSAPodDoc

For inquiries, contact the show directly at [email protected]

Created and Hosted by:

Winslow Dumaine - www.winslowdumaine.com/

Jay Brandstetter - linktr.ee/jaybrandstetter

PO Box 2750

Ventor City, NJ 08406

Produced and Edited by:

Steve Brown - linktr.ee/killhamster

Intro and Outro music is "in failure" by steveisbroke off of their album "steve and his week of wonders", used with permission. https://steveisbroke.bandcamp.com/album/steve-and-his-week-of-wonders

This program is not affiliated with or sponsored by Something Awful LLC or Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

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Resuming from last week: a discussion about shitty indie game developers in the Rapidly Going Deaf subforum of the Something Awful forums is about to unearth Scott Cawthon's political donations, and just ten hours later it would become a trending topic on Twitter. If you like shitty insincere apologies, you're gonna love this one!

You can review this episode's document with sources at https://tinyurl.com/SAPodDocFNAF

For inquiries, contact the show directly at [email protected]

Created and Hosted by:

Winslow Dumaine - www.winslowdumaine.com/

Jay Brandstetter - linktr.ee/jaybrandstetter

PO Box 2750

Ventor City, NJ 08406

(Usually) Produced and Edited by:

Steve Brown - linktr.ee/killhamster

Intro and Outro music is (usually) "in failure" by steveisbroke off of their album "steve and his week of wonders", used with permission. https://steveisbroke.bandcamp.com/album/steve-and-his-week-of-wonders

This program is not affiliated with or sponsored by Something Awful LLC or Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

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The children's horror game series Five Nights At Freddy's turns 10 years old this month, and what better way to celebrate than continuing this show's accidental running theme of game developers being shitty people? You might have heard that Scott Cawthon, the creator of Five Nights At Freddy's, is a Republican donor who stepped out of the public limelight when his political donations were brought to light. What you might not know is that the Something Awful forums were where these donations were originally dug up. Jay is editing because Steve is on vacation, FYI.

You can review this episode's document with sources at https://tinyurl.com/SAPodDocFNAF

For inquiries, contact the show directly at [email protected]

Created and Hosted by:

Winslow Dumaine - www.winslowdumaine.com/

Jay Brandstetter - linktr.ee/jaybrandstetter

PO Box 2750

Ventor City, NJ 08406

(Usually) Produced and Edited by:

Steve Brown - linktr.ee/killhamster

Intro and Outro music is (usually) "in failure" by steveisbroke off of their album "steve and his week of wonders", used with permission. https://steveisbroke.bandcamp.com/album/steve-and-his-week-of-wonders

This program is not affiliated with or sponsored by Something Awful LLC or Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

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Steve's on vacation so enjoy another freebie from the Patreon vault! We're talking about syndicated newspaper humor columnist Dave Barry and his early internet exploits. On the one hand, he's probably the reason I know about Mr T Ate My Balls. On the other hand, he's a Libertarian who got teased off of his own Usenet fan group for ranting about his computer being Jewish.

Check out Producer Steve's new album at https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/sets/method-to-the-sadness

And his Defcon track: https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/rogue-project

You can review this episode's document with sources (and pictures) at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gYdbRTHX1YfKeAhcYyUwr8ormO5wKLjgrXgpgGGr9HY/edit?usp=sharing

For inquiries, contact the show directly at [email protected]

Created and Hosted by:

Winslow Dumaine - www.winslowdumaine.com/

Jay Brandstetter - linktr.ee/jaybrandstetter

PO Box 2750

Ventor City, NJ 08406

Produced and Edited by:

Steve Brown - linktr.ee/killhamster

Intro and Outro music is "in failure" by steveisbroke off of their album "steve and his week of wonders", used with permission. https://steveisbroke.bandcamp.com/album/steve-and-his-week-of-wonders

This program is not affiliated with or sponsored by Something Awful LLC or Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

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Last we left off, the voyeur and the exhibitionist finally locked eyes after months of foreplay. Like dogs chasing cars, they now have absolutely no idea what to do now that they've found each other. How far will things escalate? Listen to find out!

Hot Dad links:

https://www.patreon.com/hotdad

https://www.youtube.com/@HotDad

https://www.twitch.tv/hotterdad

https://hotdad.bandcamp.com

https://www.twitter.com/hotterdad

You can review this episode's document with sources at https://tinyurl.com/SAJerkNeighborPodDoc

For inquiries, contact the show directly at [email protected]

Bumper Music:

The Police - Every Breath You Take

Animotion - Obsession

A Perfect Circle - Thinking of You

Created and Hosted by:

Winslow Dumaine - www.winslowdumaine.com/

Jay Brandstetter - linktr.ee/jaybrandstetter

PO Box 2750

Ventor City, NJ 08406

Produced and Edited by:

Steve Brown - linktr.ee/killhamster

Intro and Outro music is "in failure" by steveisbroke off of their album "steve and his week of wonders", used with permission. https://steveisbroke.bandcamp.com/album/steve-and-his-week-of-wonders

This program is not affiliated with or sponsored by Something Awful LLC or Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

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In 2008 it was a lot harder to covertly photograph your neighbor, but one Goon certainly went above and beyond in his quest to expose to neighbor's masturbation habits. We're joined by musician Erik Helwig, who has been delighting the internet for years as Hot Dad, so we get to have some fun shop talk about making comedy and music on the internet at the beginning.

Hot Dad links:

https://www.patreon.com/hotdad

https://www.youtube.com/@HotDad

https://www.twitch.tv/hotterdad

https://hotdad.bandcamp.com

https://www.twitter.com/hotterdad

You can review this episode's document with sources at https://tinyurl.com/SAJerkNeighborPodDoc

For inquiries, contact the show directly at [email protected]

Bumper Music:

Hot Dad - I Love to Piss

Faith No More - This Guy's In Love With You

Garbage - #1 Crush

Created and Hosted by:

Winslow Dumaine - www.winslowdumaine.com/

Jay Brandstetter - linktr.ee/jaybrandstetter

PO Box 2750

Ventor City, NJ 08406

Produced and Edited by:

Steve Brown - linktr.ee/killhamster

Intro and Outro music is "in failure" by steveisbroke off of their album "steve and his week of wonders", used with permission. https://steveisbroke.bandcamp.com/album/steve-and-his-week-of-wonders

This program is not affiliated with or sponsored by Something Awful LLC or Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How do you spin a podcast episode out of a funny picture of a young man eating some ribs? Well, first people have to think the Rib Kid is an ageless being who assassinated a coal executive and stormed the United States capitol on January 6th. Then you talk about face blindness and, baby, you've got a rib stew going!

You can review this episode's document with sources at https://tinyurl.com/SARibKidPodDoc

For inquiries, contact the show directly at [email protected]

Bumper Music:

KMFDM - Murder

Paradise Lost - I See Your Face

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Created and Hosted by:

Winslow Dumaine - www.winslowdumaine.com/

Jay Brandstetter - linktr.ee/jaybrandstetter

PO Box 2750

Ventor City, NJ 08406

Produced and Edited by:

Steve Brown - linktr.ee/killhamster

Intro and Outro music is "in failure" by steveisbroke off of their album "steve and his week of wonders", used with permission. https://steveisbroke.bandcamp.com/album/steve-and-his-week-of-wonders

This program is not affiliated with or sponsored by Something Awful LLC or Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you ever wanted to learn the origin of the term "shitposting", this is the minisode for you!

You can review this episode's document with sources at https://tinyurl.com/SA5GoldenManbabiesPodDoc

For inquiries, contact the show directly at [email protected]

Created and Hosted by:

Winslow Dumaine - www.winslowdumaine.com/

Jay Brandstetter - linktr.ee/jaybrandstetter

PO Box 2750

Ventor City, NJ 08406

Produced and Edited by:

Steve Brown - linktr.ee/killhamster

Intro and Outro music is "in failure" by steveisbroke off of their album "steve and his week of wonders", used with permission. https://steveisbroke.bandcamp.com/album/steve-and-his-week-of-wonders

This program is not affiliated with or sponsored by Something Awful LLC or Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.