I'm New Here

I'm New Here

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I'm New Here episodes

  • 09 - Work Again. A Little. Lay on Couch.

    You know we have anxiety - now find out how we deal with it (or don’t deal with it in some cases). We both discuss monsters from our pasts, although one makes an appearance in the present. Listen to hear about some tense situations, but one was life threatening and one was laundry. 


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    "And The Winner Is" by Simon Haseley and Frank McDonald and Chris Rae and  Blockhead. Licensed by De Wolfe Ltd.

    1 hr 26 min
  • 08 - Battle of the Coasts

    Inspired by previous episodes, we hope to settle our debate once and for all: East Coast vs. West Coast. We talk food, driving, beaches, and meat in a bag. We discuss both ends of the spectrum with two monstrous men. And discover why we spend all of our money and time on Amazon and the 405. 


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    "And The Winner Is" by Simon Haseley and Frank McDonald and Chris Rae and  Blockhead. Licensed by De Wolfe Ltd.

    1 hr 25 min
  • 07 - Big Girls in the BACK

    In the second half of our eating disorder episode we discuss big girl misconceptions, unwarranted body commentary and things and places that make us apprehensive. Shit gets real with our help reviews as we dig up some core memories from our teenage years. And we take time to celebrate the small yet mighty wins of being new here. 


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    "Angelic Jesus Chords" by Andre Onate
    "And The Winner Is" by Simon Haseley and Frank McDonald and Chris Rae and  Blockhead. Licensed by De Wolfe Ltd.

    1 hr 23 min
  • 06 - The Problem With the Trust Fall is the Lack of Trust

    Join us as we dive head first into a topic that is a struggle for many: eating disorders. In the first half of this two part episode, we discuss the mental aspects of our relationship with food and how it has affected us through the years. We find out that monsters are not only strangers, but also those sitting at your dinner table. And don’t miss the meaning behind this episode’s title with our traumatizing Help Reviews.

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    "And The Winner Is" by Simon Haseley and Frank McDonald and Chris Rae and  Blockhead. Licensed by De Wolfe Ltd

    1 hr 7 min
  • 05 - His Love Language is Acts of Service

    Listen along as we discuss the pros & cons of social media and how it affects our daily lives. Then, follow a 2.5 year journey with Brie’s monster and a 2.5 second journey with Maddi’s. Find out how help reviews are present in every generation of Maddi’s family- even toddlers. And last but not least, don’t ever get laid off during a panini press. 



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    "And The Winner Is" by Simon Haseley and Frank McDonald and Chris Rae and  Blockhead. Licensed by De Wolfe Ltd.

    1 hr 16 min
  • 04 - Gotta Let Those Demons Fly

    This episode is near & dear to our hearts! We open up the conversation about our personal mental health battles and when we were diagnosed with them. You’ll meet a crazy man from the Sandals resort and RonRon who wants to make a throuple out of Mads. Last but most certainly  not least, we share our best breakdowns to date regarding some DMV realness and weirdly enough, a nightstand. **TRIGGER WARNING: Suicide attempt very briefly discussed, please skip from 11:30 until 12:40 to avoid hearing**


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    "And The Winner Is" by Simon Haseley and Frank McDonald and Chris Rae and  Blockhead. Licensed by De Wolfe Ltd.

    1 hr 13 min
  • 03 - You're Not a Hoe... Just Straight, Which is Just as Bad

    Only the best live this far West! Join us as we relive some of our favorite memories from college. This week, Men & Other Monsters extends further than just dating! Find out why chocolate chip cookies & The Office gave us an existential crisis. And last but not least, is it hives or a debilitating disease?


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    "And The Winner Is" by Simon Haseley and Frank McDonald and Chris Rae and  Blockhead. Licensed by De Wolfe Ltd.

    1 hr 1 min
  • 02 - I Might Accidentally Like Ketchup Sometimes

    Get to know Brie & Mads- the nitty gritty of who we are and our favorite stories that have led us here. Listen to us read aloud some of our FaVoRiTe dating profiles. And follow along as we relive simple adult tasks and basic human interactions that send us into a tailspin. If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself, you’ve found your safe space.


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    "And The Winner Is" by Simon Haseley and Frank McDonald and Chris Rae and  Blockhead. Licensed by De Wolfe Ltd.

    1 hr 3 min
  • 01 - If You Don't Know What Zoloft is You're Lucky

    Two women: one straight, one Queer - one Black, one white - navigating the daily struggles of becoming an adult in a huge (and new) city. Dealing with mental health issues, dating, everyday adult tasks, 9-5 jobs, & oh yeah, a pandemic, isn't easy - but we're here trying to figure it out like the rest of you! We're new to all the things & here to take you along the ride of our ~extremely tumultuous~ journey.

    "And The Winner Is" by Simon Haseley and Frank McDonald and Chris Rae and  Blockhead. Licensed by De Wolfe Ltd.

    53 min

About I'm New Here

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I’m New Here is a newbie's declassified adult survival guide. Your favorite Queer, Black, intersectional feminist witch/bitch covers topics that affect us all. From starting a business, to dating, to…