Ali finds out there’s another happy birthday song and it’s way better. Brittany doesn’t have defective eyes, she just needs to try harder. A man gets PTSD from killing a wasp, and now believes bugs are all that matter. Ali and Brittany come up with a new angle for the OJ Simpson prosecution, relive the joy of itching bites, and realize (again) that they’re pieces of sh*t!

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