PREMIUM CONTENT!! 

Today's premium content topics include:

Bangs are never a good idea. I don't get skydiving. Brimless Caps. Looking at your butt in the mirror. Tushy

and a new segment!  Gotta listen to find out what it is though!

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Guys! Today's PREMIUM CONTENT features a special guest, John Bennardo. John

is a writer and filmmaker. We met several years ago when I wrote a piece on his documentary about the 2 Dollar Bill.

The film is available for FREE on YouTube. Here's a link to his Channel  <------CLICK HERE

We also discuss his new novel, Just a Typo. Available on Amazon <-------CLICK HERE

Intro Music by Joe Freund

Outro Music by Mike Flanigin

So today, there is a lot to unpack. First, take a listen to my Fake, Santa Rita Ranch commercial! The ads show up regularly on television here in the Austin area. I thought I'd let you know what living here is REALLY like. (Yes, I've moved.)

Today: Methuselah's teeth, Horses in trailers for the first time, Spiney Fish in the Butt, and...

I'm not sorry that I don't think the Bernie meme is funny. It's mildly amusing at best and I got attacked on The FaceBook

for having that opinion. I definitely needed the "Bag of Dicks" button this last weekend.

Support me? Yes, please.

Things that exist apparently: Lasso Snakes, A Winery in a Sewage Plant, Covid in my Ice Cream, and more.

What's an Engine Brake? Don't tell me.  Baby Car Seat Contraception and so much more!

What the hell is Horsepower anyway?

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Today's Episode of premium content includes:

Picking up my HEB order and scoring some free Q-tips. This made my day because I'm losing it.

Another installment of "Yeah, I don't get it". CRAFT BEERS-Jim will explain it all to me.

Last---John Wiggins is out to KILL ME!!

Today, along with a few observations (I am no longer calling them rants. People are dumb and

I'm just pointing it out) we will introduce a new segment to the show called, "Yeah, I don't get it?"

Today's "I Don't get it?" segment involves the massive popularity of Harry Potter.

Plus: Happy New Year to the firework assholes and I'm gonna defend Nickelback!

Guys...let's just say this episode is premium content, okay?

Humans. Last-minute gift giving via Walgreen's or CVS. Ruining things makes you a bad person!  Things I've ruined. Sleeping with Robots is not cheating. AND so much more!

Dawn Minke was a student in my ever class...in 1986! As a first-year teacher fresh out of college, I landed a job at Borman Elementary in Denton, Texas teaching 4th grade. It was the wild west of teaching back then. No computers anywhere on campus. No copy machines (we still used dittos). In fact, if I was ever sick, I had to call the principal directly so he could get me a sub. 

In this episode, we compare memories from that year, as well as chat about teaching, because guess what?  Dawn is a high school math teacher herself now, going on twenty years. 

Our most embarrassing moment as a teacher?

The funniest?

Most unprofessional? 

We have all the answers in this laugh-filled episode. Enjoy!