You'd think an episode that has me accepting an award that I decide to give myself recognizing my initial 24:44 of recorded material as the most authentic representation of "me me me me me me" content that I can conceive of creating .... well that epidode must have finally reached the point of all this. You'd think...

• But if that were the case you'd just be thinking the way I was coercing you to think.
• Amirite?
• Of.course.I.am.

And if there's one thing we know this podcast is NOT HERE TO DO - it's not here to tell you what you should be thinking.

• Nope.
• Not gonna do it.

That is not my job because it's 100% yours. The fact that you'd act like any other arrangement is acceptable is on you buddy.

Because never have I demonstrated a desire to tell you how to think.

• That's Google's job.
• And in your case, the job's just about complete.

Which is too bad because I, for one, long to interact with the real you that unintentionally got replaced as you realigned yourself to fit 21st century ways.

Maybe some day... amirite? Let's hope so.

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• Episode 34 of 53