I'm Screaming!

We said what we said. Stream Anything But Me by MUNA for clear skin!!! Also have you said thank you to Kevin Feige yet today? That's right we got a surprise Ms. Marvel trailer yesterday and it looks fun as hell. 

Now for the annoying/cursed/sinister topics AKA the never ending Kanye/Kim/Pete drama, The Bachelor (which is still on apparently) and Shaina from Love is Blind being engaged again. Finally we talk the BAFTA's & Critic's Choice Awards - specifically that Jane Campion speech.

Well well well....if it isn't our first new music roundup in quite a while! We're also closing the door on Love is Blind Season 2 (and most importantly, Shake) with a reunion recap. Plus we've become detectives since seeing The Batman (we give our full review!) so we're investigating the dancing TikTok sisters, The Wilkings, and how one of them is maybe/probably in a cult now. Finally Selena Gomez has a new mental fitness company? We're TIRED. 

Well, Britney Spears is at it again on Instagram and we are still suspicious of her fiance! Love is Blind is deranged but entertaining and unfortunately we can't stop watching it. Euphoria Season 2 is FINALLY over (thank god!) and Sam Levinson is hopefully on his way to jail where he belongs. Also AnnaLynne McCord has somehow managed to outdo the infamous Imagine video (?!?!?!) in self-importance and egotism. Colton Underwood is engaged???? Everything we learn about this man is against our will. And finally the SAG Awards were fun and good!

We saw Miss Dua Lipa LIVE and it was TRANSCENDENT! She IS That Girl and deserves an apology maybe? We're also watching Love is Blind Season 2 and the Queen's health - be well Lizzie! Also Dixie D'Amelio is touring with Big Time Rush and ScarJo has a new skincare brand. Plus BIG news - we finally watched What If and let us just say.....Kevin Feige you sly dog!!!!

Okay, so, we had to name the episode after the biggest story of the week that seems to be forever ongoing - Kanye West's social media tirade against Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian. Other than that sinister, scary EARFUL we're talking the Super Bowl, Marvel trailers, Wolf Webster, and Euphoria. Plus, is Adele engaged? Is Zoe Kravitz releasing a solo album? The That's So Raven spinoff  (Raven's Home) has 5 seasons???? Finally, Marry Me is great and you should all watch it. 

Time for therapy babies! Yes Kylie Jenner gave birth to her second child with Travis Scott - but WHAT is his name?! And Just Like That......And Just Like That Season One is Over! And it was C H A O T I C! Also the 2022 Oscar nominations are out, Zendaya is giving us ACTING in Euphoria, and DNCE is BACK! Plus we talk Kim & Kanye Drama, The Tinder Swindler, Pam & Tommy, that dumb Buzz Lightyear movie starring Chr*s Ev*ns, & more!

Yes Rihanna is PREGNANT! Also Drake has unfollowed her on Instagram which we doubt she cares about! Other than the biggest news of the year thus far we're talking Joe Rogan, Nick Cannon and his EIGHTH child, Bachelor alum making waves recently (Ashley I & Jared had their baby! Rachel Lindsay released her book!), and Justin Bieber's new NFT. PLUS, Normani & Lizzo - where is the music ladies?!

WE SAID WHAT WE SAID SAM! JAIL! Will we continue watching this season of Euphoria? Of course. In other news, Adele mysteriously postponed all shows in her Vegas residency that day before it was supposed to start.....fishy we think! Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra Jonas had a baby via surrogate and announced via Instagram but don't you DARE talk about it because they want PRIVACY! We saw Slave Play in its final weekend on Broadway and Jeremy O. Harris.....we have thoughts. Finally Kanye West and Julia Fox are calling themselves JULIYE because of course they are. The silly little celebrities never stop being silly and sinister so we will never stop bringing you this silly little podcast.

We said what we SAID! It will surprise none of you that we are Team Britney in the Great Feud of 2022 (thus far) - the Spears sisters (Get her Brit!). We're also team HBO Max over Netflix, Team Degrassi over Euphoria, and Team Euphoria cast over Sam Levinson (the bags are PACKED sir!). Also Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox got engaged, Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet are getting divorced, and Elmo is very upset about someone named Rocco? Plus, Moon Knight looks good and so do Ethan Hawke and Oscar Isaac!

Episode Two of Twenty Twenty-Two....please clap!! We're talking the legacy of Bob Saget and recapping Euphoria - Sam Levinson, you're OUT prepare the bags for JAIL! Plus we review the latest movies we've seen (Red Rocket, The Tragedy of Macbeth, The Lost Daughter) and drag the Golden Globes for their absolutely insane tweets!! Also Kanye & Julia Fox?? Kim and Pete still?? (Pete please go home to your mom's basement for your own good!) And our latest State of the Union!