In this episode, TJ and Hilary get very intense about scrunchies and group projects. Oh, and they also talk about backpacks.

This episode is about the basics of the basics.

Hilary and TJ discuss theme parks and, for a good chunk of time, Nicholas Cage. You know, as one does.

Hilary and TJ can't believe this topic even made its way into the bin. Who cares about this movie?

Hilary and TJ discuss the many times TJ has tried to sleep in, around, or near a train station and also the time Hilary held a pizza vertically against her body on a train in France.

More than a few technical difficulties in this one, eventually we talk about what a scam archeology is. Wait, what was this episode about?

Hilary gives TJ an update on the Masked Singer and then explains her very complicated feelings about paying money to get scared.

Hilary and TJ discuss famous cults throughout the 20th century. They catch up on some ever important happenings on this season of The Bachelor. TJ makes his case for the Bachelor being a cult.

Hilary and TJ discuss people who hated the final season of Game of Thrones. But mostly the final season of Game of Thrones. Again. And then, for a little bit, talk about The Masked Dancer, the weirdest show on TV.

TJ hates it went sports fans pretend they don't want to see people get hurt. And sports radio. He hates sports Radio. Hilary can't even keep track of what the topic is.