Welcome to Hell (but it's actually my room with a failing air conditioner). This is an experimental episode where I try out editing, so there's a lot less pauses and ummmms. Tweet at me @bbirchtats to let me know what you think. Also get to know Lucy, she's a nice girl.

The long lost road trip episode! I found it! I recorded this before episode 9, but I'm uploading it second, because I thought I didn't have this recording when I recorded 9. Well what happens in this episode? Brother murder, the dark web, and online shopping, we have it all. Some ASMR at the end.

I'm back on the road! We'll talk about some ads and Jumbos Mattress Emporium.  We hear a little from Nancy and Mark about mattress sales and hear an episode of Dead Cold, the famous cartoon Murder Mystery show. Luigi might eat a couch while I have a secret stash of crackers in my lab if I get hungry within the hour. We get real about the flagpole from Sandy Hook, Connecticut. There's good in the world.

I talk about Jay leno, and get real at the end. There's always someone to talk to about you. Also CHECK OUT WHA HAPPENS TO PEACHES MALONE and BATMAN

We follow the loving adventures of Carl and Peaches Malone, Is there love? We'll have to see    

I talk too much about peanut butter and struggle to break out of reality for a bit, but don't worry I get there for like 30 seconds. It's okay

WOah, this one got out of hand (in of hand?) I just rant about atoms and what stuff is made of and then I get preachy at the end

I talk about giving blood, and scarily get a bit more existential, but also still am trying NOT TO CARE

Here I go, trying to do stuff again, maybe Richard Simons guest stars in this one??

I begin my journey, become acquainted and talk about astronauts, priests and MORE