Nearly eight years ago when he met her to this day,Frank’s son refers to her as “The Horse Lady”. When this EMS Boss shows up to your job, she will have a flower in her hair and a big smile on her face. We wish all EMS bosses did this--especially the flower! Sit in our imaginary ambulance and see what we talk about in between the calls. (See what we didthere?)

Frank is up to his old shenanigans with the record, pause, and stop buttons. Only two minutes were harmed in the making of this episode.

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Author: Diligent Delinquents (Picciotto, N; Testagrossa Jr., P.)

Title: Big Thangs

Title: Oxygen

Album: It’s a Funny Time

Tiny and fierce, Aileen manages to take care of a dog,work two jobs, attend college, do research, all while travelling back and forth from Upstate NY to NYC where she is harboring her fugitive boyfriend until they can have their Green Card wedding (hopefully officiated by Frank—just sayin’).

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Author: Diligent Delinquents (Picciotto, N; Testagrossa Jr., P.)

Title: Big Thangs

Title: Oxygen

Album: It’s a Funny Time

Looking for a gift for Chris Brett this Christmas? Buy some Bolt Action WWII sets and he will have his wife paint eyes on the soldiers so they can see where they’re shooting.

Join Izzy and Frank as their IQs drop several points as they chat with a legacy NYC medic.

FRANK HAS A STOVE!!!! He doesn’t have a couch but it has been ordered and should be here in time for the next recording!

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Author: Diligent Delinquents (Picciotto, N; Testagrossa Jr., P.)

Title: Big Thangs

Title: Oxygen

Album: It’s a Funny Time

Driven by a sense of duty to his community, Mike volunteers a lot of his free time (and sanity) to a local NYC volunteer squad(northshorerescuesquad.org) while working full-time as a dispatcher for a private ambulance company here in Staten Italy. His message to new EMTs--"if you’re going to do it, dedicate yourself to it fully". I think we can all agree with thisstatement!

Also, Frank may be considered an accomplice to whatever crime Izzy commits with his birthday gift.

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Author: Diligent Delinquents (Picciotto, N; Testagrossa Jr., P.)

Title: Big Thangs

Title: Oxygen

Album: It’s a Funny Time

Episode # 11: Evgeny Belilovsky

First rule of Fight Club—only talk about Fight Club when you’re on a podcast. Comrade Belilovsky brings his new moustache and a love of history to the podcast studio. When we say podcast studio, we mean Frank’s studio apartment which does not have a stove. Keep a pen and paper handy for Evgeny’s salmon and accompanying sauce recipe. He also drops some sage advice before signing off on Episode 11.

 Did Frank ever mention he doesn’t have a stove?

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Author: Diligent Delinquents (Picciotto, N; Testagrossa Jr., P.)

Title: Big Thangs

Title: Oxygen

Album: It’s a Funny Time

Do not let the young face and beautiful, flowing hair fool you. James is a dedicated (almost) paramedic and newly minted educator with a very mature outlook on life in EMS and how to inspire the next generation of ambulance drivers.

Meanwhile, Izzy is shrinking and Frank ran out of vodka so the planned espresso martinis were a limited edition.

 Music provided by:

Author: Diligent Delinquents (Picciotto, N; Testagrossa Jr., P.)

Title: Big Thangs

Title: Oxygen

Album: It’s a Funny Time

LONG LIVE WHITE CASTLE!

Frank is still not convinced it is actual animal meat but Matt is the judge of all things White Castle.  

Straight from the Jurassic Period… Rolling up in his 2003 Honda Element with only 50k miles—EMS Dinosaur Matt Caron brings a Bourbon that Frank can finally tolerate as well as some old ID cards and a 1991 NYC Protocol book. Matt did not sweat as much as he does at work but if Izzy’s sugar kept its downward trend, he was two breaths away from cool and clammy. (40 is a low blood sugar; right?)

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Author: Diligent Delinquents (Picciotto, N; Testagrossa Jr., P.)

Title: Big Thangs

Title: Oxygen

Album: It’s a Funny Time

Even with a Thanos snap from the Infinity Gauntlet where he could have his dream job, Santiago would still like to be a public servant. Frank would be a Rock Star and Izzy would be an actor—both self-serving glory-hounds. Well Santiago, snap your fingers, go serve the public and make sure you throw in a nice guitar and amplifier for Frank. And earplugs—not for him—for everyone else. 

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Author: Diligent Delinquents (Picciotto, N; Testagrossa Jr., P.)

Title: Big Thangs

Title: Oxygen

Album: It’s a Funny Time

A strong proponent of self-care, physical fitness, andoverly expensive vehicles, Dan takes us into his world of gluten-free pasta and pizza [GROSS]. Working out = good. Running = bad. Izzy and Frank do not run unless something is chasing them.

Frank only fucked up the audio once but it was before the official start and no one noticed—he is getting better.

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Author: Diligent Delinquents (Picciotto, N; Testagrossa Jr., P.)

Title: Big Thangs

Title: Oxygen

Album: It’s a Funny Time

Mexico City to Texas to New York to Mexico to New Yorkto Texas and possibly back to New York. Follow Rodrigo’s journey from his first Coca Cola sign at six-years-old to his current job at Coca Cola. He managed to squeeze NYC EMS and the US Army in between.

About 20 minutes in, Izzy gave up counting how many times Rodrigo says some form of the work “fuck”. Who wants to give a listen and let us know the final count?

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Author: Diligent Delinquents (Picciotto, N; Testagrossa Jr., P.)

Title: Big Thangs

Title: Oxygen

Album: It’s a Funny Time