In Off Your Backside

In Off Your Backside Presents: The Three Lions Podcast - England smash Wales 3–0 at Wembley, and our parody panel delivers clichés, weird analogies and analysis in equal measure. In Off Your Backside — the football podcast that can’t decide if it’s serious analysis or complete nonsense.

Aston Villa edge Bologna 1–0 in Europe, and our parody panel delivers clichés, doom, wrong facts, and tactical waffle in equal measure. In Off Your Backside — the football podcast that can’t decide if it’s serious analysis or complete nonsense.

Host Micky Flaks leads an A-list of voices:

Nathan Gray-Lewis with his bland exclusives.

Glen McCory, the eternal pessimist who smells relegation even after a win.

Simon A. Blain, lost in tactical whiteboards.

Cliff Montgomery, firing clichés like confetti.

Carl Donnelly, fifty years of fandom and not a single fact right.

Expect:

Doom after three points.

Clichés that make no sense.

A penalty miss compared to Harry Hill.

And an omelette recipe you’ll never forget.

In Off Your Backside — the only football podcast where you’re never sure if it’s serious analysis or parody gone rogue.

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In Off Your Backside is the satirical football podcast parodying post-match fan shows. Each episode spoofs a different team’s reaction with doom, clichés, dodgy facts, and tactical waffle. Topical, ridiculous, and just about believable.

🎧 EP47: The Rebound Part Two

What started as banter in a bar turned into a private backroom she should never have stepped into. Stripped, surrounded, taken harder than she ever thought she could handle, she discovered what it meant to be completely consumed. In thirty minutes, they each had their turn — and together, they proved her wrong in ways she’ll never forget.

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🎧 EP46: The Rebound

Freshly heartbroken and raw, she never wanted the night out. Dragged to the club by her friends, she planned to leave early. But then she noticed them — three men, watching, whispering, laughing. What began as an angry confrontation became drinks, laughter, and a reckless step into a private backroom. There, with champagne flowing and courage running high, the night took a turn she never expected.

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🎧 EP45: Her Secret Chapters Part Two

The lingerie should have been enough. The emails confirmed it. But instead of confronting her, he stayed silent — and silence turned into obsession. Watching her, studying her, finding the code to her phone. Now, with every buzz of a forgotten smartwatch, the truth arrives in real time. Messages that prove she’s already cheated… and plans for tomorrow, in their own house.

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🎙️ Episode 44: Strangers on a Train, Part 3

She wanted Mr. Ellis to notice her. He didn’t. But someone else did.

She thought she’d escaped when the police walked past her on the train.

But he had. Twice.

Now, as her obsession with Mr. Ellis grows, another set of eyes is fixed on her. Eyes that follow her from the carriage to her home. Eyes that see the life she stands to lose — the husband, the child, the fragile normality she clings to.

And with every glance, the balance of power shifts.

#EroticThriller #AudioStory #Suspense #ForbiddenDesire #StrangersOnATrain #EroticPodcast #DarkFiction #PsychologicalThriller #Obsession

🎙️ EP43: Her Secret Chapters

Some stories aren’t written for the world. Some are written in secret, hidden in drawers and on glowing screens — until someone reads between the lines.

When a husband discovers his wife’s private files, he thinks they’re nothing more than side projects. But curiosity turns to suspicion as the details creep too close to home. Stockings hidden in a chest. A hotel receipt with the wrong date. An email that doesn’t look like fiction at all.

#mynarratedstory #audiostory #taboo #darkdesire #suspense #secretlife #betrayal #lust #storytelling

🎧 EP42: Watch When Alone

Some temptations can’t be ignored — and some secrets were never meant to be shared.

A flirtation between two colleagues takes a darker turn when she finds a USB stick left on her desk. What begins as a guilty thrill quickly spirals into something much riskier… and when her own recording goes missing, she realises someone else is watching.

#mynarratedstory #podcast #audiostory #taboo #voyeurism #workplaceaffair #thriller #darkfiction #suspense #storytime #forbidden

🎧 EP38: Lines in the Dark – Part 2

Your secrets are never safe when someone else is watching.

When guilt festers, lies multiply. Alex scrambles to cover his tracks after Daniel’s sudden death — but with detectives closing in, CCTV watching, and a witness who saw too much, every step only drags him deeper into the dark.

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